thecunningserpent

"When I'm bad, I'm better." Unapologetically Slytherin. Multifandom blog.

[thecunningserpent]

drop a gear (and disappear)

drop a gear (and disappear)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47984596

Who the fuck comes to a car meet wearing an all black tailored shirt and pants, and with Oxfords no less? The sleeves of the shirt are rolled up to his elbows and Harry is thinking of how that is probably just a tactic used by Riddle to flex his expensive watch.

Harry is still staring — glaring, not staring, Harry thinks — when Riddle, with his coiffed hair and strong jawline, finally sets his gaze on Harry.

Words : 25,889, Chapters : 6/6

It's rather funny how I'm currently obsessed with my own fic that I wrote based on something I'm passionate about. Gonna shamelessly promote it here (again) because, ehh, why the hell not. It was so, so fun to write, especially because the little universe I created for the fic is based heavily on my own little world.

Combine Tomarry with street racing, and you get a ton of delicious tension. I've made sure that even if you're not a petrolhead, you can easily follow along 🔥

[astrowithkaro]

❥ Language Of Birthdays

A series of each birthday and the significance to each one according to astrology.

The readings apply for both men and women and are quite general so don’t worry about that! Here are the links:

Language Of Birthdays Pt.1 : January 1 - March 17

Language Of Birthdays Pt.2 : March 18 - May 26

Language Of Birthdays Pt.3 : May 27 - August 7

Language Of Birthdays Pt.4 : August 8 - October 19 - FINISHED

Language Of Birthdays Pt.5 October 20 - December 31 - FINISHED

I get this info from a book called Secret Language Of Birthdays written by Gary Goldschneider. All I do is summarize the info of each date for you guys, I also own the book Secret Language Of Relationships so lmk if anyone wants that series as well❣️

PS! I prioritize asks. Before sending an ask, check if your day is already available!

[minks-country-club]

Dearest PopGirls,

I'm beyond proud to finally present Mink's official guide to Parseltongue, created with the invaluable help of @creature-of-insomnia . This guide wouldn't be what it is without Ana; I couldn't have done it without her.

We've both worked incredibly hard to develop the Parseltongue language, not only for my story but also for you, dear readers. Now, instead of relying on mindless hissing or made-up words, you have a structured language to use in your fanfictions. The guide draws from the Parseltongue used in the films and is influenced by Greek words. Unlike the existing Parseltongue alphabets I've seen on the internet, which feel unrealistic and are often just based on the English alphabet, as well as entirely too long to be used in actual sentences, we've crafted something authentic and concise — something that can be used naturally in sentences.

It fills me with immense joy to finally share this with you all. I'm incredibly proud of what we've created.

The majority of the spreadsheet is complete, although me and Ana are still working hard on it to be as perfect as it can be.

My only request is that you give credit if you use it in your fanfics. If you'd like to contribute by suggesting words you'd like to see in this guide, please feel free to comment, and I'll do my best to add them.

You can find the official guide here:

Parseltongue

[racfoam]

MOVE, EVERYONE, I'M GONNA GO STUDY PARSELTONGUE. WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.

[sparrow-hawk]

THE WITCHER IV dev. CD Projekt Red

[thecunningserpent]

Mommy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[possessesnightshift]

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

[bludpudding]

thank god the design team is upping the fag level of the other characters while corinthian is gone it all balances out now

[screamingpotatoes]

Tom: we are so alike harry

Harry, almost seeing God in indignation: excuse me we are what now

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[chiyo-lecter]

[prophetic-writer]

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

[theafrei]

Summer boys

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[rainbowgod666]

I swear the multiverse is broken

[blakesreefium]

*sigh* again

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[shinyhill]

This two dimensional tromp-l'oeil, was crafted by Robert Sprachman from cedar shingles on the end wall of a garage [source and more artworks by the author: https://buff.ly/2ZmOAvq]

[bi-medusa]

32 years later

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise