Bane of Dumbledore's Existence

MC: Penelope Rivera- Punk Hufflepuff with Depression™ Loves Rowan with all her heart Merula stan but damn does she make it difficult Who made this wreck a Prefect? Ride or Die Anti-Dumbledore  (งツ)ว HPHM side blog of @codename-mango

[jacobscursebreakerlilsis]

I hate how MC has drifted apart from Rowan😔 this just stung🥲

[charnel-doll]

my friends all have such cool fucking OCs like waow…. blorbo from YOUR brain…….

[defoozor]

MC is just instantly good at everything

[lins-fandom-hub]

Sans is a happy boi

[hufflepunk-asfrick]

I do think it's funny how many HPHM fans have branched off from the original game and stolen their characters for their own shit. I'm guilty of vaguely changing Merula and calling that my character

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

I took this screenshot last night and I’m still not convinced she doesn’t have anything to do with this

[hufflepunk-asfrick]

[adellovesrowan]

patpatpatpatpatpatpatp

[adellovesrowan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dat-silvers-girl]

Everyday reminder to pet your Rowan ❤️

[hannahsecretchamber]

I didn’t draw this month, but here’s a hphm moodboard that also works as a bingo card, for everything, all the time.

[akaisenhatake]

Penny, Beatrice, and Ismelda.

poor penny lmao

[adellovesrowan]

the most gender couple at hogwarts <3 if only they got their shit together and talked it out

[struckbyelectriclove]

ismelda: all gays deserve rights except for merula snyde

[rosachaotic]

New datamined dropped and im so glad I picked the option to put Rakepick in askaban =)

Not looking so good eh old lady?

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

[avidrawsthings]

If you could describe your Jacobs in one image what would it be? I’ll go first.

Ricardo:

[hufflepunk-asfrick]

Milos:

[hufflepunk-asfrick]

[hufflepunk-asfrick]

Andre: I heard MC successfully cast their Patronus!

Penny: Yeah! It's a White-tailed doe! On an unrelated note, Professor Snape has been sobbing uncontrollably for the past two days.

[rosachaotic]

SO THEORY TIME

Me and my friends were talking about R and what could be its origins, we all noticed that both Rakepick and Verucca have the eye of Ra in their clothes

(this is the eye of ra btw)

But here is the theory, what if the cult R was originally from egypt? They look for cursed and dark artefacts, Egypt would be a good place to start a cult like this. And the name R is a reference to the Eye of Ra, What do you guys think?

[akaisenhatake]

lol i designed the r members and basing their masks off the egypt gods

wizard in white - Anubis

rakepick- Sekhmet

verucca- Serket / Thoth

r leader- Ra

i dont think ill ever color or lineart these lol but hey its a pretty good concept

at least better than what JC gives (affectionate)

[carmilla-the-bird]

Honestly the fact that harry plays seeker, a position that relies heavily on someones ability to see a tiny ass object flit incredibly fast across the sky, while also being known for not having particular good eye sight is one of the funnier contradictions in the series. Is he Far Sighted??

[ichorknight]

hogwarts mystery year 1: hahah whoa!! gotta go find the cursed door! gotta go open that silly goofy cursed door and see whats inside!! gotta fight the schoolyard bully! gotta give benadryl to a cat! gotta go talk to my bestie rowan!! this is fun

hogwarts mystery year 6 and 7: your best friend has been cheaply murdered by a cartoonishly evil ginger just to artificially inflate the stakes of the story because the writers couldn’t be fucked to try to write an actually good narrative themselves. a cult of robe-wearing evil people are constantly after you for a reason the writers also can’t be fucked to explain until the very last minute. the same two people who were supposed to be develop from enemies to friends continue to be the worst and meanest fucking people to ever walk the earth. the only character who unconditionally supported you is gone. that brother you spent five years looking for only visits you once every ten chapters. now you must cosplay as your dead bff’s murderer and capture an anime boy. ariel from the little mermaid arbitrarily forces you to put on the most annoying goddamned concert on the beach before she takes you to the underwater dungeon of darkness. the vaults the entire story was apparently building up to ends up being the most goddamned pointless piece of shit ever. the next year your friends fucking hate you now and think you caused all of their problems. the cult now has a new big bad, which is an even older milf named footwart or something. gandalf makes you take college prep instead of actually attending school. you fight against windows, the hair industry, and a cat, before you go to be a doctor’s assistant for awhile. your brother just got fucked up by an anime character. the evil cult of bad guys is now after an evil piece of paper. the vaults were fucking pointless. the writers are fucking weebs. i hate this fucking game