i hug tentacles and play elden ring (つ≧▽≦)つくコ:彡

pfp by @mostlikelydead |She/Her| 21 | Invader in From Software games | Inspiring People by Being Unashamedly Unhinged | The CEO of Monster Fucking | Kickasso | I hate generative AI with no exceptions

[ryann-44]

redraw

[huggingtentacles]

I wonder how many freaks at the MBCC would ask Chief to use mind control powers on them for kink reasons

[rehabghost]

nah you dont get it. first of all the aquamarine dagger isnt even that bad okay it got fixed in patch 1.14 nine years ago so maybe try and relax. also youre goofy as fuck looking up "best pvp weapon" then running around with two phantoms, blue sentinems ready to take their place as soon as one of them dies, using seed of the giant tree the instant you see a flash of red. like, what, you carrying an estoc for rhe aesthetic? you think the dark sword is peak fashion souls? grow up. not that any of that even matters anyway since nightreign is literally a different game where unless youre ironeye you cant just r1 your way to victory. so when i was like "imagine aquamarine dagger crystal blade in nightreign" and you were like "yeah or like the splitleaf greatsword" you were clearly displaying your ignorance. duchess literally has a higher likelyhood of finding daggers and shes got elegant poise and restage and she can boost her damage crazystyle with that one relic i personally never use but have a lot of respect for. so that kit, plus double balancers and like maybe attack power up with 3+ daggers? keeping in mind that crystal blade is pretty much just legally distinct carian slicer? i dont need to finish the post i can tell you're embarrassed.

[cinderflower]

If they're not lesbians then why are their colors like the lesbian pride flag???? checkmate miyazaki

[huggingtentacles]

They made Souls Like with jiggle physics

https://twitch.tv/huggingtentacles

[pokeballvictimized]

i wonder if i'll still have a blog tomorrow when i wake up!!!! it looks like posts are getting deleted right off my blog so idkkkkkkkkkkkk

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

well that didn't take long, less than an hour. @staff do you wonder why we loathe you?

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

please note that none of you would have seen this if I hadn't reblogged it because I believed her. can you please believe me that it happens so much more often than you hear about? the only rare thing here is that it's too obvious to miss.

[huggingtentacles]

Nobody understands what "catching a stray" is. Sometimes I make a statement addressed directly to someone in jest, and they're like woah I'm catching strays 😂 MY GAL , I was aiming DIRECTLY between your eyes

[vophyer]

I fully support your right to kill anyone who makes a Miquelester joke, as a treat

I should enlist as a needle knight so i can beat their ass. alternatively i should enlist as a cleanrot knight so malenia can tell me to beat their ass.

[huggingtentacles]

Do it to them. You have my blessing.

[mylibrasquartz]

loss is a gift, girl

[sunstone-nerding]

So beautiful!

[bruzum]

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[siriusbound]

Malenia, for the heart 😌

[siriusbound]

Malenia, for the heart 😌

[siriusbound]

Malenia, for the heart 😌

[huggingtentacles]

What if instead of wanting to ascend to godhood, Miquella wanted to become a pirate and we had Malenia, First Mate of Miquella?

Imagine if we got a nightreign style spinoff but this time it's an Elden Ring pirates videogame. That'd be so rad. I genuinely believe From Software are sleeping on the pirate game opportunity. Their game design philosophy perfectly maps onto a pirate game. They need to make it and add a katana to it. Bring gun parries back but please force us to reload our pistols nobody wants Bloodborne gunspam. Add invasions where you board others ships. Malenia in a pirate outfit alwgwlqhflajdkzisla

oh but also

sigh @vophyer

[huggingtentacles]

Aye yo

Ive got 2 questions for ya

What is your favourite thing to have for lunch specifically on sunday?

If you had to remove any weapon infusion from elden ring what would it be?

Honestly on a Sunday I would like something fancy to energize me for the week. Like smoked chicken.

And as for infusions... Well, I do believe we don't have enough infusions and removing any would be a detriment. However, if there is any infusion that deserves to be culled, it's Fire.

Dex and Str builds have lightning and fire elemental variations for themselves respectively, and fire is supposed to function on a strength build, but because of the nature of that damage type, it's basically useless. Because it doesn't actually give you enough fire damage, the intended playstyle utilising the oil pots is less effective than with it's faith "Flame art" counterpart.

Basically the only usage for Fire infusion is making your Misericorde Fire to land the Big Crit. Something lightning does better.

[huggingtentacles]

Ask me anything