You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you

Robophiles only. Please read my pinned. 18+

[human-cyborg-relations]

Guess I'll make a pinned post (since every1 else has)

H3LL0 (Please Read)

You can call me by my blog url. HCR or Cyb if needed. Avoid using pronouns if possible, refer to me by name if absolutely needed. They/them is fine as a neutral though.

HCR WRITES my tag for all my writing

HCR THOUGHTS my tag for all my random thoughts, brief headcanons, and various answered asks

My blog is incredibly 18+, as in, not for minors. I post pornographic content. Penis. Cock. Balls. I say slurs like faggot. If you don't like that, then you won't be happy lurking here.

I WILL write:

Human/Robot (including xReader)

Robot/Robot

Human/any tech, sentient or nonsentient (techum/objectum welcome)

Star Wars, Transformers, and a wide number of other Sci-Fi robots

Plug&Play, Wireplay, and Tactile sexual content

(Transformers) sex with Alt modes

NSFW

Gore, including heavy gore

I will NOT write:

Ultrakill (I'm too unfamiliar with the source media, sorry fellas)

"Sticky" sex of any kind (any content involving spikes, valves, or assigning robots anything that could remotely be considered human genitals or flesh)

Any content involving robots that impregnate each other or humans, especially through "sticky" means.

Content involving underage characters or any living beings that do not pass the Harkness test

All requested xReader content will be gender neutral unless specified in your request. No genitalia will be assigned to the reader unless specified in your request.

While I am not an "anti", I'd still appreciate if people who engage in ship wars left me alone. I'm not interested in debating on shipping morality, on EITHER SIDE. I do not engage or interact with posts debating about the validity of shipping. I'm not on your side if you support real OR fictional sexualization of underage characters or animal abuse.

I am a Robophile and an Agalmatophile. I am in love with Vintage technology, Droids from Star Wars and Cybertronians from Transformers. That's all you need to know about me here.

Relevant flags:

I exclusively post/reblog sfw and nsfw content involving Droids, Transformers, Robophilia, Mechanophilia, Technophilia, the occasional Objectum/Techum or any mix of the lot.

Yes, I know I put posts in the #valveplug tag. That is the tag for Transformers NSFW, and if people uncomfortable with NSFW are going through Transformers searches I want them to be able to filter out my content. My content IS nsfw.

I don't have a DNI. They don't work, be real. No bigot reads "don't interact if you're a bigot" and obeys. If I don't like your vibes I'll block you. Don't take it personally, I just seriously don't care. This is my blog and I'm curating it for me.

I think that's about it. Thanks for reading 🤙

art by theelderscrotes

[ghostmoor]

diva

[archie-sunlite]

you've already taken my heart, just take the rest with you on your way out, why don't you?

[infrastructurepervert]

worship

[vampireboything]

thinks about wireplay and cums fucking everywhere

[infrastructurepervert]

felled

[hologram-moss]

Ratchet smoking truthers what do we call a cybertronian cigarette

[human-cyborg-relations]

Cy-Gars.

[droidcore]

[bigfaggotrobotlicker]

Everyone hear me out on this entirely self indulgent pairing

[habsuite]

tug tug tug

[heavenpierceher]

my tattoo finally healed up

[nights-chao]

nintendo had no right to be doin allat

[steelsuit]

TFOC and tfp Starscream comm! for @ghostmoor ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you lots!

[airviation]

[i-suggest-cdrw]

any fool can pose transformers toys to make it look like they're having sex. it takes a true artist to make it obvious that whatever sex they're having isn't consensual.

[eclecticladydream]

Guess who did another oil change~

[fonixen-posting]

guys i gotta go fix my sentient car. I sure hope nothing gay happens