Come Be My Willing Peon (Intern)

An ask/RP blog for Human!Queen from Deltarune chapter 2 | Main: usagichanp

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what's your favorite T.V. show/Webseries?

* I Enjoy Game Shows Due To The Stupidity Of The Contestants

* Their Ignorance Makes Me Feel Smarter Than I Already Am

[human-queen]

*Gives Queen consumable battery acid(now they can taste the hell of battery acid without burning their insides)*

[She drinks it all within one go]

* ...

* .....

* !!!!!!!

* Oh! Ohohoho!

* This Drink Is So Strong And Bitter

* I Like This Drink

* Another

[She smashed the glass onto the ground enthusiastically.]

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what's your main goal in life?

* World Domination Seems Cool

* My Advisors Say That Is Unrealistic

* A Monopoly On The Technology Industry Is A Sufficient Replacement Goal

[human-queen]

are all of your pants homophobic?

* Homophobic No

* Hydrophobic Yes

* Pants Cannot Be Afraid Of Gays But They Can Be Afraid Of Water

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Let’s Find them now

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

ok

[v-1enna]

@human-queen it’s your time

[human-queen]

OOC; Thank you to all my lovely followers 💙 Over 30 followers in a little over a week! And thank you to everyone who sends in asks, you guys are the best~

[usagichanp]

Made some character sheets for Human!Noelle and Berdly, the interns of my Human!Queen. I had drawn them before but decided to hunker down and iron out their designs properly.

Reblogs appreciated ^^

Human!Queen design 💚 Human!Queen blog 💙 Emergency commissions

[human-queen]

Yo, Queen, what’s your (and your interns) favorite hot beverage?

* I Enjoy Irish Coffee And Noelle's Eggnog (With A Kick)

* Noelle Is A Sweet Girl But Likes Her Coffee Dark And Bitter

* (Just Like Her Taste In Girls LMAO)

* I Once Made The Mistake Of Going To The Office Starbies With Burghley

* ...

* He Ordered A $15 Drink

* We Were 20 Minutes Late To A Meeting Waiting For His Dumb Drink

* It Is Times Like These When I Wish The Board Approved The Pool Of Acid I Proposed To Throw Useless People Into

[human-queen]

Would noelle and berdly be available for asks in the future? Asking the mun

Hmm... I'm not sure how good I'd be at playing them, but I think it'd be interesting! This is mainly a Human Queen blog but I'd be down to answer for her interns!

[human-queen]

Has Noelle said anything about that purple girl?

* Noelle Does Not Talk About Anything Else Other Than The Purple Girl

* It Is Obvious Her Love Parameter Is Set To True

* Perhaps It Is Because I Do Not Have Extensive Experience With Romance

* But I Do Not Understand Why She Does Not Act On Her Feelings

* The Purple Girl Has Come To The Office A Few Times To "Fight Me For Noelle"

* She Is Foolishly Brave And For That I Respect Her

* However

* I Won't Let Go Of Sweet Noelle That Easily Lmao

[usagichanp]

Human!Spamton and Human!Queen, sorta inspired by @boanddonatetoblackbusinesses’s headcanon in my last Human!Queen post. Spamton was once Queen’s top advertiser, but once his sales dropped she kicked him tf out without hesitation. It’s just business (and height discrimination).

Human!Queen blog 💔 Commissions

[human-queen]

pretty people (read:: everyone that's a basic human being) makes my panromantic heart go 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 especially queen 💗

* Thank You Anon Honey

* Sign This Peon Release Form And Join Me In My Hellish Reign (Company)

* Being A Peon Is Super Cool

* We Have Cookies

* And Dental

* According To Company Surveys Those Are The Two Most Important Factors In Peon Satisfaction

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what kind of odd jobs do you have your interns do?

* I Make Burghly Do Paperwork So He Does Not Bother Me With His Stupid Opinions And Ideas

* And Noelle...

* I Keep Her Around For Company Mostly

* She Is A Strong Sweet Girl And Makes Really Good Eggnog

* Though I Always Mix Her Eggnog With Barcardy 152 Rum For An Extra Kick

* Her Father Would Not Let Her Have Some Unfortunately LMAO

[human-queen]

Hello again Queen! May I ask what kind of company you run? Is it tech? Programming? Fasion?

* My Cool Company Is One Of The Biggest Bestest Technology Companies In The World

* I Have Over 200,000 Peons (Employees) Serving Me Under My Reign (Employment)

* I Have Invented Other Things Like Wine Proof Pants Or LED Sunglasses For Me Though

[usagichanp]

Human!Mettaton and Human!Queen would be besties, ok. And they'd definitely do that amazing laugh together.

Reblogs appreciated darlings~

Human!Queen blog 💗 Commissions

[human-queen]

Hello Queen! What is your favorite mobile game?

* I Have The All Time High Score For Candy Smash (2,847,952,297)

* I Play Other Mobile Games Too But Candy Smash Is My Favorite

* I Often Play It In Boring Meetings LMAO

[usagichanp]

Human!Queen and Berdly the Intern, based on @boanddonatetoblackbusinesses’ great idea!

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