#queen responds

[orderofthequeen]

Queeeeeeen

"Yes, that's my name."

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what's your favorite T.V. show/Webseries?

* I Enjoy Game Shows Due To The Stupidity Of The Contestants

* Their Ignorance Makes Me Feel Smarter Than I Already Am

[human-queen]

*Gives Queen consumable battery acid(now they can taste the hell of battery acid without burning their insides)*

[She drinks it all within one go]

* ...

* .....

* !!!!!!!

* Oh! Ohohoho!

* This Drink Is So Strong And Bitter

* I Like This Drink

* Another

[She smashed the glass onto the ground enthusiastically.]

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what's your main goal in life?

* World Domination Seems Cool

* My Advisors Say That Is Unrealistic

* A Monopoly On The Technology Industry Is A Sufficient Replacement Goal

[human-queen]

Yo, Queen, what’s your (and your interns) favorite hot beverage?

* I Enjoy Irish Coffee And Noelle's Eggnog (With A Kick)

* Noelle Is A Sweet Girl But Likes Her Coffee Dark And Bitter

* (Just Like Her Taste In Girls LMAO)

* I Once Made The Mistake Of Going To The Office Starbies With Burghley

* ...

* He Ordered A $15 Drink

* We Were 20 Minutes Late To A Meeting Waiting For His Dumb Drink

* It Is Times Like These When I Wish The Board Approved The Pool Of Acid I Proposed To Throw Useless People Into

[human-queen]

Has Noelle said anything about that purple girl?

* Noelle Does Not Talk About Anything Else Other Than The Purple Girl

* It Is Obvious Her Love Parameter Is Set To True

* Perhaps It Is Because I Do Not Have Extensive Experience With Romance

* But I Do Not Understand Why She Does Not Act On Her Feelings

* The Purple Girl Has Come To The Office A Few Times To "Fight Me For Noelle"

* She Is Foolishly Brave And For That I Respect Her

* However

* I Won't Let Go Of Sweet Noelle That Easily Lmao

[human-queen]

pretty people (read:: everyone that's a basic human being) makes my panromantic heart go 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 especially queen 💗

* Thank You Anon Honey

* Sign This Peon Release Form And Join Me In My Hellish Reign (Company)

* Being A Peon Is Super Cool

* We Have Cookies

* And Dental

* According To Company Surveys Those Are The Two Most Important Factors In Peon Satisfaction

[human-queen]

Hey Queen, what kind of odd jobs do you have your interns do?

* I Make Burghly Do Paperwork So He Does Not Bother Me With His Stupid Opinions And Ideas

* And Noelle...

* I Keep Her Around For Company Mostly

* She Is A Strong Sweet Girl And Makes Really Good Eggnog

* Though I Always Mix Her Eggnog With Barcardy 152 Rum For An Extra Kick

* Her Father Would Not Let Her Have Some Unfortunately LMAO