it was a FUN MOVIE. @humancentipeding - Tumblr Blog

hello! just dropping by to say that i will be extending my tumblr hiatus until we all collectively go back to 2013, where i could make a post declaring that i’m horny and would instantly have five men with dick piercings in my replies inviting me to their apartment. email me when we’re there! thanks.

#nsfw text ;#we should exchange the men because those were really awful!#but the general concept should come back.#i think that would be neater than whatever you guys have been doing.

i hope the tumblr help desk likes getting feed back on their new post editor with a screen shot including my specific url. i hope it makes them care more.

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hmmm

#NO.

the truth is i opened this because i saw a screen shot of a post about centipedes and i remembered i have this really good blog url that should be used more.

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i hope my mutuals that have monster hunter are winning at whatever you have to do in that game

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the title really throws you for a loop huh

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im stupit i admit to that

god. updating my side bar is impossible. how old am i!!

oh, i have the post editor beta. looks ugly! thanks.

logging into tumblr once a year to block all new followers.

spicing things up this year and showing up around my birth day instead of disappearing.

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#me doing stand up.

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just jettison them out of your mouth and your problem is solved

i got really terrified for a second thinking we were still talking about my cock roaches.

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well technically i paid for you by buying a ticket and would come to more shows to continue to support you but dog visits also work

haha, imagine having to pay for my jokes instead of having them bounce around in your head all day and night like your skull is the world’s noisiest pin ball machine. the laughs never stop! i wish they did. i think i need help.

how are your roaches

good! screechy. the other day one tried to hide in my beard.

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am i still 28??? i feel like i turned 29 this year.

#i can't check alma's blog for refrance because he's also not here.#hmm.

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i came to your comedy show and for what for nothing

i didn’t realize that you were going to pay me in dog visits!! sorry.

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i dont have a dick piercing or an apartment but you can come over and meet my dog

i guess that would be one way to make me less horny.