At your service~

Greetings, all. I am your friendly neighbourhood Undertaker~! I do hope you will enjoy your stay, and feel free to pre-order your very own custom-made coffin! You never know, you never know... ((Independant Undertaker RP blog))

[unnatural-encounter]

[notbecauseofvictories]

by notbecauseofvictories

[hero-in-heels]

An unmarked package has been delivered to my muse. Go in my ask/submit and tell/show me what it is. Anything goes.

[humble-undertaker]

[[Yeah~ Ah, good, I’m glad to hear I wasn’t the only one! I’m fine as well, enjoying the summer hols! ^^]]

[immortal-annabelle-blog]

//ooc: Aha~ Yay for summer! It’s been horribly hot and humid here in Missouri USA, is it just as bad over in England?

[humble-undertaker]

//It was the the same way last week, but now it's just back to being abnormally mild, wet, and cloudy -_- Yay summer.

[humble-undertaker]

//ooc: What's ya'll's opinions on cheese? idkman

"Personally, I only like the mild stuff, and only with crackers. Rather fitting, don't you think? He he he!"

[deathology]

reblog if you want IC opinions of your muse

[humble-undertaker]

Y'know how I want to die? I want to glue my hands to my head, have cheese-wire strung around my neck, and then I would jump off of a building. If done right; I would be holding my severed head when I hit the ground. I might need a basket ball hoop to dunk it though. :D

"That, my dear, is pure GENIUS! I want to go that way as well now!"

[humble-undertaker]

How would you describe Morbid Humor, Undertaker?

"Rather like marmite, he he!"

[humble-undertaker]

Do you like to be alone or around peoples?

"Around people--very much so! Though it is nice to have time to oneself from time to time."

[humble-undertaker]

How many kids do you have?? And are they ALL girls?!

"He he…well, anon, when you get to my age you rather lose track even of things like that…I honestly can’t give an answer!"

"And yes, I believe they are~!"

[thedimensionalrose]

Send me a topic and Mun and Muse will give their opinion on it.

[humble-undertaker]

[[MOTHER OF CHRIST, HELLO!! I missed you too, love! ;^; I’m happy to be back! How’ve you been?

[immortal-annabelle-blog]

//ooc: *Tackles* Oh my god, really? ;w; SAkdjoifrt;! Well, I was on hiatus for about a month here because Annabelle was just not working with me, so you weren’t the only one gone! I am fine, how are you?? *Paps face*

[humble-undertaker]

[[Yeah~ Ah, good, I'm glad to hear I wasn't the only one! I'm fine as well, enjoying the summer hols! ^^]]

[humble-undertaker]

!

…Well, I’m alive, at any rate. Been on a horribly long, unannounced hiatus after losing my poor, neglected muse to the abyss of Lack of Imagination and Inspiration. However, I promise, promise, promise to be around on this blog once again and resume rping.

I’m really happy to see a lot of people have stuck with me during this period of inactivity, and I hope to do you all and (hopefully) future followers justice! 

Currently revising my blog and salvaging former rp threads to reply to, if possible.

Mun and muse are glad to be back!

Best,

- Kristina

[immortal-annabelle-blog]

//ooc: S-SENPAI!! ;A; Ohmygosh! *old URL annabelle-crevan* I missed you! Aksdjofrgi;! It’s been 5ever! I’m happy you’re back!

[humble-undertaker]

[[MOTHER OF CHRIST, HELLO!! I missed you too, love! ;^; I'm happy to be back! How've you been?

[humble-undertaker]

"IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!"

...Well, I'm alive, at any rate. Been on a horribly long, unannounced hiatus after losing my poor, neglected muse to the abyss of Lack of Imagination and Inspiration. However, I promise, promise, promise to be around on this blog once again and resume rping.

I'm really happy to see a lot of people have stuck with me during this period of inactivity, and I hope to do you all and (hopefully) future followers justice! 

Currently revising my blog and salvaging former rp threads to reply to, if possible.

Mun and muse are glad to be back!

Best,

- Kristina

[humble-undertaker]

//I'm off for lunch~

"See you all laterrrr~!"

[humble-undertaker]

Cat or dog person? :3

"Eh...though dogs are far too high maintenance to keep for me...I do have a bigger fondness for them than I do cats. They're so lively, playful and funny~! Though cats can be hilariously stupid at times too!"

[humble-undertaker]

Hi Undertaker why did you save Viscount Druitt on the Campania? He's such a perverted pedophile freak!!!!!!

"But he's a FUNNY perverted pedophile freak~!"