[likethesword]

king shit !!!

[ceylonsilvergirl]

[stinkykatie]

[cure-icy-writes]

i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,

[cure-icy-writes]

i know this is the autism webbed site but it’s not gonna go that big, right?

[cure-icy-writes]

YOU PEOPLE CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

[humbugg]

forgot about this app 😛

[toskarin]

[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself

[guidancerune]

dose anyone want to smoke with me

[wewwo]

hi. your telephone is unplugged

[guidancerune]

then why can i hear you

[humbugg]

need my period to wrap things up by saturday OR ELSE!!!!

[duckdotcom]

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

[wern]

when you go to the dog park on your period and every single dog wants to come up and sniff your ass 😞

[wern]

apparently none of you found this post very relatable so im gonna go ahead and die

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[thebelchers]

[spider-starry]

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

[fear-is-nameless]

Just looked it up, the next Friday December 16th won’t be til 2033.

Who knows if Tumblr will still exist then.

Reblog this now.

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

no shame SMH

[arborealgargoyle]

LOVE IS LOVE

[oarfjsh]

[wyrm-boy]

[smileytiger28]

[ID:

inside a fish tank is a statue of a woman. a fish is nibbling on the woman’s nipples.

an image of the “women want me / fish fear me” shirt edited to read: “me fish / want women.”

guillermo del toro holding an oscar with each hand.

/ end ID]

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[2-point-5]

like, i've been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?

i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he'll have to try harder.

i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.

[sideflorfauna]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[cerastes]

Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.

Girls inbound. Get ready!

Wave 1/10

[cerastes]

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

[obriers]

late sias alex