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[theseinfeldshow]

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I found a spider with spiderlings, in the living room.

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[amateur7373]

[snommelp]

…The original post has to be either a joke or someone who knows literally nothing, because in 1999 Amazon was already huge, and Bezos was Time’s Person of the Year.

[thoughtsonmercury-deactivated20]

Why do people want these billionaires to come from a fuckin struggle so damn bad ?

[bonersniper]

Because they want to believe it could be them when statistically it can’t be

[tzikeh]

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” – John Steinbeck

[onlinepunk]

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

[frenchfrieswithpepper-deactivat]

they love me but hate each other so i guess this is their compromise

[astrodidact]

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

[chamomile-bruxawitch]

same goes for african rooted religions.

[theconcealedweapon]

[noctumsolis]

Wait.

These haircut-demanding toddlers have actually actively killed people?

[indelicateink]

CNN, May 7, 2020: A Bus Driver Told a Rider to Wear a Mask. Then the Passenger Spit on Her. (Miami, Florida)

ABC News, May 7, 2020: 2 McDonald's employees shot after angry customer told dining room was closed (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)

CNN, May 5, 2020: Park ranger was telling a crowd to social distance. Mid-speech, someone pushed him into a lake (Austin, Texas)

The Washington Post, May 5, 2020: Three people charged in killing of Family Dollar security guard over mask policy (Flint, Michigan)

[englishmajorhumor]

^A million times this

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[ellenalsop]

[teaboot]

Yoooooooooo not to bum y'all out, but a lot of stores are reopening rn so please don't forget that the pandemic isn't over, and gathering back into large groups as if it is will only skyrocket casualties, please continue limiting your social interactions

[baronfulmen]

Here comes the second wave. Be safe everyone.

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Keep safe peeps! It’s not done.

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[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace