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#This is More dan humphrey than all the psychopathic joe stuff in tbe tag /::#i still have Not seen you but i will . i will #visage .

good morning ☀️

#outofchara.#hi #say it back

some basic ideas ! feel free to im me if u want in. :-)

dan writes pieces your chara likes, or dislikes, meets him in the tru ny gg fashion (or probably tracks him on the site, u choose what kind of nut job ur muse is ig) and throws things at him, or talks idk Man ? harass him is what i’m saying

somebody assumes dan is gg. they question him. put his stoopid ass on the hot seat.

dan gets to know your chara just to write an expose thats shitting on them completely and again, they want to fight him, or for some reason think he’s not a piece of shit ? I

they meet in italy during that writing thingy. then they appear in ny. wow deja vu SO classy

they went to Constance together ? or worked at the magazine together ?

they read inside ? and provide company during that period where he was a loser b*txh boy because he sold all his friends out ?

honestly we could plot individually more but these are RANDOM ideas throwing out there. if ur an OC u have priority and i will do whatever i can to accommodate your lore / canon over gg’s !

#outofchara.#im not sexy and organized ok

sereigna › golden girl. ⸍ ⸝

𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 , yet her contagious beaming smile was absent . “ i’m sorry , dan . you have every reason to be mad at me , even hate me . ” just saying the words hurt . “ . . . but i need your help . ”

❝ no -- no -- it’s fine. i made a promise to you. i haven’t forgotten it yet. what is it ? ❞ the ego of a self proclaimed knight in shining armor ( & they say 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 ) at the beck & call of none other than serena van der woodsen : manhattan’s 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚.

❝ all uh, all jokes aside -- i’ve always owed you more. i mean, you’ve always deserved more. so whatever it is, i’m all ears. i can’t imagine i’m the most help you can get. ❞

#sereigna #honestly he's useless what WOULD she need him for. nothing. absolutely nothing

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𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 🔪

spoiler free dialogue from rian johnson’s 2019 murder mystery, KNIVES OUT. feel free to change pronouns or edit as found necessary !

❝ i suspect foul play. ❞

❝ how about a glass of milk ? ❞

❝ maybe he left you a cold glass of milk in his will, asshole. ❞

❝ you’re not getting bailed out, not this time. ❞

❝ who is that guy ? ❞

❝ i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you. ❞

❝ you’re famous ! ❞

❝ are you baiting me ? ❞

❝ how about some more cookies ? ❞

❝ this could be the best thing to happen to all of you. ❞

❝ why are you here ? ❞

❝ i have eliminated no suspects. ❞

❝ you tell her, or i will. ❞

❝ that’s some heavy duty conjecture. ❞

❝ i’m warning you. ❞

❝ are you goddamn insane ?! ❞

❝ up your ass. ❞

❝ matter of fact, eat shit. ❞

❝ definitely eat shit. ❞

❝ i won’t eat an iota of shit. ❞

❝ i’ll slap that smug smile. ❞

❝ we gotta do this more often. ❞

❝ when people get desperate, the knives come out. ❞

❝ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it. ❞

❝ i keep waiting for the big reveal. ❞

❝ i don’t feel like talking, i’m distraught. ❞

❝ you vicious little bitch. ❞

❝ in for a penny, in for a pound. ❞

❝ you asshole. ❞

❝ you’ve always been good to me. ❞

❝ what i’m about to say isn’t gonna be easy, and you’re gonna be upset. ❞

❝ you all love twisting the knife into one another. ❞

❝ you know something, spill it. ❞

❝ did you just google that ? ❞

❝ i did just google that. ❞

❝ don’t answer that if you’re gonna puke. ❞

❝ what the shit ?! ❞

#tbt.#pls

motherchuckr › he’s chuck bass. ⸍ ⸝

“just because i’m the only person in manhattan it doesn’t mean you and i should hang out, of all people.” chuck scoffed, letting out a sigh of utter contempt as he looked away, sipping his whiskey. “what is it that you really want, humphrey? perhaps we should spare ourselves and get to what truly matters. would you like me to tell you more sordid details of my life so you can write about them?”

❝ you of all people should know that is the last thing i’d expect to do. having dinner with chuck bass isn’t at the top of my list, and neither is gathering any new material -- the old stuff is fine if you rework it a bit. ❞ he almost prepares to wince, as if insinuating another anonymous tell - all would cause the billionaire to launch himself forward.

❝ i really need these reservations, and i could hypothetically postpone my announcement to avoid this predicament, but i know your name carries a lot of weight. i’d owe you a favor. ❞

#motherchuckr

plaestic· › regina george. ⸍ ⸝

ℛ . ◞ humfreak

❛ && WHY do you think you can talk to me ?? You can kiss Serena’s ass all you want but you don’t FOOL me. ❜

❝ try as you might, regina, but you’ll never have the same scathing remarks of a manhattan monarch. ❞

❝ by the way, i’m here for your senior quote. unless you want your last hurrah to be about my lips on serena’s posterior, i’d try to actually think for once, which i understand might be difficult for you. ❞

#plaestic

❝ come on, serena. if you wanted me here to call you pretty, i’m sure all the validation you need is on page six, or some gossip girl thread talking about your custom made ralph & russo dress. why’d you call me ? ❞ / @sereigna

#and he comes like the bitch boi he is !#sereigna

❝ for some deeply concerning reason, i’m here, & you happen to be the only one in manhattan right now. serena’s off in prague, or wherever --- nate’s on the west coast, & blair -- do i really need to explain any further ? ❞ / @motherchuckr

#motherchuckr

❝ alright, blair. ❞ lonely boy can’t help but carry a bit of suspicion --- it was seldom for the queen b to mingle with such a truncated consort. ❝ you’re either here because you’re prepared to deliver a speech on how destitute my borough is, or serena’s gone off the handle again. for some reason, i doubt it’s because you heard the tragic news of anna karenina’s passing & want to discuss the french new wave with me. ❞ / @ivorysatin .

#ivorysatin #v : tbt.