[humongouswombatgiver]

"If I die, it's not going to be at Cherry Hill East."

[humongouswombatgiver]

"I'm so mad at Dr. Taub."

[humongouswombatgiver]

“You’re not even getting paid for this. God bless you.”

[humongouswombatgiver]

"You look like a bear."

[humongouswombatgiver]

"I look like a chipmunk."

[humongouswombatgiver]

"Those signs are so aggressive."

[humongouswombatgiver]

"Really? Read the letters out to me." "O...S..."

[humongouswombatgiver]

“Maybe it’s what they use to brush the feathers of male chickens.”

“Isn’t a leper some sort of religious guy?”

“Typical Mary Joy.”

“We’re like Siamese twins, except…not.”

“stick”

[humongouswombatgiver]

“Wow, it’s got a real kick to it!”

[humongouswombatgiver]

“I’ve learned that PhD students are stupid.”

[humongouswombatgiver]

"LOG FLUME LOG FLUME"

[humongouswombatgiver]

"You're going to have to deliver twins or something. Sophia's hard to impress."

[humongouswombatgiver]

“Good to know we’re on top of security around here.”

“How dare he tell me his peach wasn’t washed. Mice have tails and peach have fuzz.”

“360 degrees of chicken leg”

[humongouswombatgiver]

"Full marks for bonding."

[humongouswombatgiver]

“Even someone as lazy as you had time to get that.”

[humongouswombatgiver]

“‘Try not to be so stressed!’ Gee golly gosh Kristen, you’ve cured me.”

“Community is killing it. We should celebrate with some push-pop confetti.”

“I LOVE YOU, WASABI”

“EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEING OCCASIONALLY UNKIND IS THE FIERCEST SYMBOL OF LOVE”

"Boyle's Law states that the volume of things on the Powerpoint she actually teaches and the amount of pressure you feel on the test are inversely proportional."

[humongouswombatgiver]

"SHROOMS" "Let's get the sugar daddy." "Dead? Stoned? Or just napping? The world may never know."