funny story
so in third grade I sat next to this girl tranisha or something. so naturally, being in third grade, I bought myself some cool ass scissors that came with an eraser that also doubled as a cap. I was so excited to use them at school. one day I left them in my desk and when the teacher said to get our scissors our, mine were gone! I look next to me and freakin tranisha has some scissors that look EXACTLY LIKE MINE and is cutting up the eraser cap. oh, and my scissors were gone, so I was given this old, rusty pair. I was not thrilled. fast forward a few weeks and I was getting a little suspicious of tranisha. one day during snack time I reached into my desk for my beloved Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, when I realize that they are missing. I was distraught. but sweet little tranisha turns to me and says “it’s okay, you can share my snack with me”. she reaches into her desk and pulls out a fUCKING PACKAGE OF SCOOBY DOO FRUIT SNACKS. eventually I got tired of my things going “missing”, so I devised a plan. in the back of the room, there was a basket that held our lunch boxes. my mom, being smart, had written my name on my purple Barbie lunch box, so I couldn’t lose it. remembering this, I turn to tranisha and ask: “hey, did you bring your lunch today?” tranisha says yes, so I keep goin. “oh, is yours the cool purple Barbie lunch box?” I asked. again, she said yes. “Well,” i said, “there’s only one of those back there, and it has MY name on it.”
tranisha never stole from me again
