intellectual empyrean

a superior intellectual as evidenced by this blog

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[oy--gevalt]

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

[pine-and-cavill]

[outofcontextarthur]

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[fedexpressionism]

[cucumber]

me taking a selfie

[bitterballin]

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[yourecutesoi]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[throwbackblr]

[madamebleach]

Nah that movie sucked

[ruinedchildhood]

[welcometoheck]

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[comedysintral]