hunghairybear

****https://twitter.com/hunghairybear**** Just sitting back here, sharing in the groove... A space to fill with things that make my pants tighter. Mostly bears, cubs, and some hung, hairy daddies. With a few amusing diversions thrown in, and even some of me as well. If you submit photos, specify whether or not it's private, otherwise I'll assume you want to share with the entire class. NSFW 18+ Only

[joebearpr]

[hot-bears-111]

[dirtydads-filthyfathers]

I'm gonna make Dad's dreams cum true.

[macholatinopeludo]

[snacksatanorgy]

Feelin big.

[snacksatanorgy]

Welcome back from the break.

[ruinedchildhood]

When you randomly remember the last episode of  Dinosaurs

[witchern]

i'll stop reporting on the twitter dumpster fire when it stops delivering absolutely fucking BONKERS news, but:

can we talk about how a fake-but-verified twitter account for pharma giant eli lilly started a domino effect that tanked their fucking stock by billions of dollars

the stock for their competitors novo nordisk and sanofi is tanking too

again, to reiterate: billions of dollars

elon you stupid, silly cunt

[witchern]

omg

not just 'billions of dollars'

$16 billion specifically

imagine getting fucking nuked like this by ONE TWEET

[sergiohotto]

[haloinfinite-archive]

help I’m dying

[monody-monody]

When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.

So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.

Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming 

[im-a-sucker-for-hairy-daddies]

🥵🥵🥵

[giozelt-deactivated20230227]

Adopts a polar bear Daddy!!!

[burlybulls-deactivated20230618]

[fhabhotdamncobs]

W♂♂F     (WARNING!   No “Pretty Boys” here.)

[otsobearoso]

😚🥰

[digitalhunk]

best fight scene in movie history

[hunghairybear]

Are you a strict top with that big tool or do you like getting dicked down real good too?

I tend to default to the top due to other people's reactions to the "big tool". But I happen to enjoy it very much. If the mood strikes I might let hubby mount up. And a good rimming can go a long way.

[hunghairybear]

Have you ever had sex with a woman before?

Indeed I have. I was young and feeling things out.

[missnlinc]

BEAST 👹

[samaraweaving]

Three murders? Six altogether. This is getting serious.

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn