unionize kaer morhen.

consider my flabber gasted and my gob smacked.

[witchern]

hi, party people 👋

[ witchern @ ao3 ]

🧿 gabby. 30s. east coast. asian-american jew. yes, we exist. we carry twice the generational trauma and twice the guilt from our mothers begging for grandchildren (sorry, mom).

🧿 been on this piece of shit website since 2009. don't ask, can't explain. any dumb stuff you find from way back when, just keep in mind: i don't know her.

🧿 stuff you'll see: shows like heated rivalry, 911, the pitt, the magicians. video games like mass effect, the witcher, dragon age, cyberpunk 2077, skyrim. books, movies, shitposts. occasionally supernatural but primarily only midam because they're the only ones that matter to me tbh.

🧿 i regret to inform you that you WILL see the occasional k-pop post if you follow me, mainly: bts, itzy, stray kids, aespa.

🧿 i fucking LOVE reading, so ask me for book recommendations literally whenever you want because it's my favorite thing to do for people! just give me some guidelines on what you're looking for like genre, length, style, etc.

🧿 other than fanfic on ao3 i also write original material on the side. 2 books written, 1 in revision, 1 under contract. you'll see me whining about it on occasion. sorry in advance. all writing-related whining is done under the tag #gabby writes

[firstprinced]

he looks so tinei here. nervous

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[witchern]

not to toot my own horn but my personal essay on being asian jewish american was the top post on our instagram last week 💅

[whitebuttondowns]

guy who took backshots so hard his tummy hurt. Btw

[actuallysara]

Heated Rivalry season 1 is officially being released on physical formats: DVD, Blu-ray, 4K Blu-ray collectors edition with an exclusive, yet to be revealed cover art and a runtime of 5 hours.

All 3 editions are reportedly releasing April 30th 2027.

Pre-order available on Amazon

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Happy pride month, if you kick out Jewish people for expressing their religion and culture you are antisemitic!! Jewish people belong at pride and deserve to express their Jewishness at pride just like any culture or religion!!

<3 ✡️🏳️‍🌈🌈 love yall!!!!

[boitterfly]

[jewish-sideblog]

TIL one of the candidates running for Governor of Oregon in the Democratic primary is a woman calling herself Rabbi Fora. I was looking around on her webpage to find out where she got ordained, and I was confused to learn that her only listed education was a BFA from a private Catholic university.

And then I found screenshots the absolute wildest Twitter thread I’ve ever seen in my entire life:

“I didn’t wanna be a Rabbi despite the fact that I’m actively campaigning as a Rabbi and selling myself as a Rabbi. A random guy asked me to be his Rabbi, despite the fact that I’m not a Rabbi— how could I say no? I kept reaching out to real Rabbis, but “lefty Jews” don’t get calls back from congregational, establishment Rabbis. They definitely ignored me because I’m “lefty” and not because I’m pretending to be a Rabbi.

So for Jewish people: I’m not a Rabbi.

For non-Jewish people: I am a Rabbi.

Hope that clears some things up 😌”

[jewish-sideblog]

Follow up— Fora came in third in the primary with only a few thousand votes. Nobody expected a strong showing from her, and we didn’t get one, but I’m still shocked that a few thousand people voted for her.

A little over a week ago, I sent the “Rabbi” a very polite email, specifying that I was a fellow lefty Jew and trans woman. I asked some basic clarification questions about her ordination and mentorship. Fascinatingly enough, I never heard back.

Weird. I guess lefty Jews don’t get emails back from non-congregational Rabbis.

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via by.aikaflores

[shanehollandered]

shane hollander appreciation week // day one → favourite moment

[tesb]

HAVEN, FROSTBACK MOUNTAINS Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) dev. BioWare

[maryoliveoil]

DUA LIPA and CALLUM TURNER Married in London (31 May 2026)

[iressails]

Top 10* Heated Rivalry sexy times (A post that sent me to horny jail even in my drafts. Bonk! I guess.)