*~*~*~wow~*~*~*

My name's Ansley. I like iced coffee, good company, great books, and a whole lot of laughter.  I mean, I like a lot of other things too, but those are the basics. Penelope Garcia is my hero.

[mouseremote147863456]

Parks and Recreation characters’ first and last appearance.

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

Ron Swanson’s moustache upgrade tho

[quotethat]

Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.

Vladimir Nabokov  (via marcescentfleur)

[iguanamouth]

What's your favorite thing someone else drew?

definitely this

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[stepbaby]

[jorbin-deactivated20190512]

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

[how-ya-derrrn-blog]

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

[visceromancer-blog]

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

[april-kepner]

[bob-artist]

I decided to mix it up and do some non-fiction

[pardonmewhileipanic]

god this is fucking accurate sometimes

[blogequestre]

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

oreoskinned

[trextev-deactivated20260105]

I just let out the most childish squeal I’ve ever heard.

[trextev-deactivated20260105]

bienlesbian dinoshade

[peanutbutterandjeri]

Good puppy (((:

[tragiccottonball]

[best-of-memes]

[qh-deactivated20170215]

reblog if you appreciate him

[fwuitgummi]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

[hungnail]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: In the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus Lupin tells the students that no witch or wizard has ever seen a boggart's true form, but in Order of the Phoenix, Mrs. Weasley asks Moody to check if the cabinet upstairs contained a boggart reason being that he has a magical eye that can see through walls. That means that the boggart couldn't see him so it couldn't transform into his worst fear which means that Mad-Eye Moody is the only wizard that we know of in all of time that knows what a boggart actually looks like but it's never mentioned by anyone ever again.

[pluviieux-deactivated20160808]

can’t wait to meet my future dog