You won't find me here anymore

5sos was just gone too long okay. I know home boys are back, but lik?? Idk I TIRED OF TUMBLRING ON HERE?? I’m just keeping this up because I’m hoarder?? LOVE U ALL FEEL FREE TO IDK DO U

[reasonandempathy]

“I know no one cares, but this is illegal.”

[deathpov]

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

[the-memedaddy]

[allmyfavthingsssss]

cute

[linda-belcher]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[czekoo93-deactivated20201110]

[chanel-smokes]

me

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[flowerellai]

Grayson is me and Ethan is my anxiety

[sinkingtothebottom-deactivated2]

[3drinkz]

5SOS celebrate Youngblood going to number one in Australia, or 5SOS get tipsy and dance like dads on their own

[duskholland]

The Counter (Luke Hemmings smut)

Summary: After Luke has a particularly taxing day, he recruits you to help relieve some of his pent-up tension. Ft. a lot of hot sex and a snazzy marble counter.

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: contains NSFW material including female masturbation and rough-ish sex against a counter.

A/N: Hello! I know some people might not know/care, but this is me back from a couple days off. I went on a lovely holiday with my friends, but now I’m back to keep the smut-fest going. Thank you for your patience! 

Fun fact: this was the first smut I wrote for this project. (Well, second, but I’m not posting the first so…this is technically the first). I actually wrote it back in March, and as I’m editing it rn I can really see how much my writing has improved since then lol. I hope ya like it tho! If you’re wondering why I’m posting Luke fic a day after his birthday instead of on his birthday,,,I may have forgotten it was yesterday. Whoops. I’m a fake ass stan. Anyway. Enjoy! Sorry for the shortness!

Masterlist | Juicy July 

You were relaxing on your sofa when you heard your phone ding. With a lazy sigh, you reached over and grabbed it from the coffee table, your eyes widening as you read the text.

Luke: Had a rough day. Need to relieve some tension. Kitchen counter? Be ready for me?

You swallowed, a thrum of excitement travelling down your spine as you contemplated his question.

Me: Will do ;)

After a few seconds of the typing bubbles, a final text came through.

Luke: See you in ten x

Keep reading

[iwanttowriteyou]

Go read another masterpiece by Hannah!!

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[myfriesarewet]

I was going to ignore this

[rubberupandmakeitstarker]

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST

[bottomphiwip]

porn blogs care about their moms

[cumwhorehowell]

^

[hello-its-an-aj]

Ain’t gonna test it

[stallingdemons]

God damn it, I hate these posts. But I can’t risk it. 

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[calmupdatess]

Chicago, Illinois - 16th April 2018

[userjimin]

[dailyswiftgifs]

[colorfulcartoon-deactivated2019]

If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood

[y2k-aesthetic]

I had that EXACT Doodle Bear! I actually thrifted it in college back in the late 2000s. I gave it to my young niece.