Is mayonnaise an insturment?

Its a blog. It has pictures and gifs. Follow the blog.

[xp4radise-deactivated20120703]

[coketalk]

You do not exist.

At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.

[hotmailmyheart]

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

i wish i was allowed using ‘omg’ while writing essays it would be a hell of a lot easier 

[mememaster]

When you and your friend notice you're about to be late for class

[sodamnrelatable]

[octo-goat-blog]

When someone takes my Ipod and says my music sucks

[sodamnrelatable]

[toothpastecomics]

[laugh-addict]

i think about this post like 8 times a day and burst out laughing in the weirdest places

[basswhale]

[vladimirmasters]

i forgot the name

i didnt think thatd work

[lolsofunny]

via laughingstation 

[zarry]

[heyfunniest]

i cant breathe

WHAT

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET AND IM GLAD IT FOUND ITS WAY TO TUMBLR

im crying

[4gifs]

[lolsofunny]

via laughingstation 

[akastephen-blog]

[hungry-pikachu-blog]

i am so done gOOD BYE

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

people who can draw good art quickly

[thats-so-meme]

[xxavia-deactivated20130925]

[bokenojikan-deactivated20240207]

me

[cityelf]

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING