you saying mushrooms could grow up ya asshole???????
wellā¦not up your asshole specificallyā¦thats prob cleaned out too often. HOWEVER:Ā
āFungi grow on the body of mites, on or between the cells of plants- all plants- in frozen Arctic tundra, on rocks (which may be residual from the days when rock was the primary substrate for ancient fungal lineages), on other fungi, inside insects, and in your lungs (for example, coccidioidomycosis is a fungal infection that attacks the lungs, spleen, kidneys, and brain in immune-deficient patients of immunocompetent hosts that have inhaled a sufficient number of spores). There are about a dozen reports of mushrooms, mostly Schizophyllum but a few Coprinus, fruiting in the sinuses or soft palate of small children.ā - Mycophilia: RevelationsĀ from the Weird World of Mushrooms by Eugenia Bone, pages 61 and 62 (this is an A++++++ book btw 100/10 would mushroom again)
a freaky ass thing about fungi is that theyāre actually more closely related to animals than plants. we share a LOT of DNA with them. this is why its harder for our bodies to shake off fungal infections; itās harder for our immune systems to recognize them as not our own.Ā
so like maybe lmaoĀ
also: reminder that the mushrooms in the mushroom towel pic are inky caps. inky caps refer to mushrooms in the Coprinus genus; the ones on the cursed towel are specifically the common inky cap. so they have also fruited in the sinuses of small children and i didnt realize that until i went back in the book to find this quote and it makes me SO nervous like holy shit how did it get worse




















