taking a break from tumblr

allie | co/cos | slav | adult | art blog is allie-the-ally sometimes i reblog posts twice and sometimes its tumblr doing that. good luck guessing which is which bc i cant tell either

[naturecalls111]

[976-evil]

reblog if you agree

[tainbocuailnge]

yeah?? yeah?? this little goldfish idol who's been crying her way through every bit of action so far is capable of so much righteous hateful fury that the big oni yakuza-turned-cop who was calmly beating down swathes of ninjas just an hour earlier instinctively flinches??

[tainbocuailnge]

goldfish biting compilation

[tainbocuailnge]

goldfish violence moments

[trans-yaoi]

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this

[hungryhorsey2]

we need a reverse of this for being understimulated

[trans-yaoi]

understimulated version

[solradguy]

Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[dogpuppy]

[rattlesnek]

women and gender get the lifeboats first

[shadyfennec]

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

[shadyfennec]

die you stupid bitch

[iloveyou9]

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[catboybiologist]

sorry i told u to kill yourself the other day, i was like crazy horny and not thinking straight

Understandable girlboss let's channel that energy into getting laid next time

[catboybiologist]

Only valid character tag here post everyone else pack it up

[prokopetz]

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

>buy wireless headphones

>look inside

>it has veins and a beating heart, it speaks to me in a language i cannot hear