Hungry Hungry Turtle

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The ghost is with me now. *face palms*

Erik: Christine's dead...so...now what?

Me: ...

Erik: OH I KNOW!

Me: *face-palms*

Me: I am NOT your Christine

Erik: TOO LATE

me: what are you doing?

Erik: I am rearranging the furniture to fit my organ only to have to move it back to where it originally was due to the dismay of the fact that the owners of this fair quaint studio do not fully know I am here but a myth.

Me: so...the point is...?

Erik: I just love messing with you.

Me: *face-palms*

You know the bad part? This is all freaking TRUE!

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A dandelion is seen as a pesky weed to some, a beautiful flower to others. Perspective.

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Wispy clouds☁️

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In a patch of pink flowers, dare to be white. 😂

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Turtle home. Turtle loves.

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single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

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Lonely turtle🐢😂

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Sparkling water

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Sunflower 🌻

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Ice cream🐢

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Best PartyGift ( LOL ): 

http://amzn.to/2spy7nY

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Yeah...🐢🐢🐢

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Best PartyGift ( LOL ): 

http://amzn.to/2spy7nY

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Thanks so much for following HungryHungryTurtle!

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We love you, JaidenAnimations! Thanks for inspiring HungryHungryTurtle and the new comics by PolkaDotPixels! Everyone follow @thepolkadotspot

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Attractive🐛

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Hahahahahahaha🐢

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Pretty accurate. Forever reblog 🐢

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New Followers

For those of you new to my account: hey there. This account is called hungry hungry turtle for two reasons. One: I like turtles. Two: I'm always hungry. Food is life. I've been getting a lot of followers lately so thx, daily posts + chats. Let's get a lot of notes. Go follow @thepolkadotspot thx 🐢

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Food is Life🐢

* me at a restaurant *

Me: hi I'll have an iced tea to drink.

Waitress: ok, what would you like to eat?

Me: well I'll have-

Waitress: our special today is the blah blah blah with a side of blah blah blah and a salad. Have you heard of our award winning blah? And if you aren't aware, we have specialty blah ba humbug with a hint of blahhhhhhh.

Me: *mentally screams*

Waitress: are you interested in any of our appetizers? We have extraordinary blah blah blaughhh with ranch and delectable habekdbwkw downwd with a side of qihebdlwnwndpdkw.

Waitress: and we have our-

Me: actually I'll just have a burger.

Mental Me: if you ask one more question I swear....

Waitress: ok, would you like our specialty burger or our flamin hot cheeseburger? Our double veggie burger has gotten astounding reviews. Would you like that on a white, wheat, or pretzel bun? How would you like your burger done? What kind of cheese? Our choices are American, cheddar, Swiss, blue cheese, blah, blah, blah, and blah. French fries or coleslaw with your burger? Fries seasoned? Our fries choices are waffle, curly, blah, blah, oh! And our-

News reporter: this just in, a restaurant explodes due to angry customer...

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