“So, it looks like the pervert behind the scenes finally got back from their dead-end job and spruced up this blog a little! You can ask questions here like usual, even going on anon if you don’t want your friends to know your shame. Not a problem if you ask me, but I’m kind of a special case. Submissions can go here if you wanna try showing something off to try and win one of the girls over- not a bad move. Oh, and speaking of the girls, check this page out to see all your choices and learn some quick stuff about them! Only eight of them have info cards, though- for the rest, including me, you’ll be going right to their Wiki page. Pretty lazy of Huniepot dev to not make cards to post even after the spinoff and sequel came out and the secret girls’ existence was long exposed, but hey, what can ya do?
That’s about it! Let’s get the blog posts rolling and the bedposts rocking! ...Eehhh, that could’ve been better.”
