Sometimes I'm funny.

She/her.

[clementine-kesh]

fuck it everyone tell me about one fanfic which has changed your brain chemistry

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[classically-lit-memes4u]

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

[pseudonymjones]

🪶 break laws 🪶 make noise 🪶 find joy

[anya-chalotra]

“Danielle was in my apartment and told me about a party she was planning where everyone in the cast has to dress up like someone else in the cast. Naturally, she gave me Amita and for the next few days I scrambled to find a way to make that work. A very serious conversation with Freddy comes to mind where he generously offered style advice and thanked God he had gotten Kit. A couple days later, I showed up to Danielle’s apartment only to realize everyone had actually dressed up as me. It was obviously surprising and ridiculous and hilarious, but also it came at a time where I desperately needed something like this. Danielle set up a whole party themed around me because she’s an angel, and all the cast was there and giving love. It’s difficult to put into words what that meant to me at the time, but it was everything.”

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

[animentality]

[2dieavirgin]

chase is the perfect character because they introduced him like a shallow blonde barbie boy and then they did the funniest thing possible and gave him every trauma and also made him catholic. like there is not a single thing that ISN'T wrong with this guy

[almamaterfromthedayitwaswritten]

okay why did i think this was about chase dubek

[ihavebangs]

fucking hate wheel of fortune like just play jeopardy back to back

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[conarcoin]

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

[monster2003]

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

[maxtothemax]

the types of media i like can be placed in one of two categories:

type 1: oh my god this thing is amazing, i love it, i could go on hours long rants about how well executed it was. it has its faults but overall it's excellent.

type 2: i didn't say it was good, i said i liked it

[czesca]

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

[valtsv]

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

[frankierohugejorts]

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

[pr]

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

[danhumphrey]

it should be illegal to have your mommy and daddy call into your UNIVERSITY for you. YOU ARE THE STUDENT AND YOURE AN ADULT CALL US YOURSELF

[leepacey]

the other night i told my friends about this tweet—

—and one of them thought it meant "the oppenheimer pr team should make an oppenheimer house down the street from the barbie house" but my other friend thought it meant "the oppenheimer pr team should nuke the barbie house"

so, which is correct/which did you first think:

the oppenheimer pr team should make an oppenheimer house down the street

the oppenheimer pr team should fucking nuke the barbie house

Voting ended onJul 18, 2023