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Hunter//23//CT//SRU Graduate Class of 2016//Gay//follow for follow. Nsfw. I post a lot of nature and porn.

[handsomedogs]

[gahdamnpunk]

Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard

(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)

[meanplastic]

THE SCAM OF THE CENTURY

[dax-paris-deactivated20181216]

The scam-agery

[southernsideofme]

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[inallofpeculiardom]

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

[r2--d2]

“So what? You had a bad semester. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.”

— never give up

[my-person-suit-is-defective]

Person: I don’t really think your symptoms/illness/condition is actually as bad as you say it is…

Me:

[timbllr]

Blue Lagoon, Iceland (x)

[blue---rain]

https://blue—rain.tumblr.com/

via weheartit

[synqra]

[hydro-homies]

You go Mandy

[arandomthot]

Glad to know that Alexa’s so forgiving 

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[missdontcare-x]

Billy Porter attends the 91st Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood and Highland on February 24, 2019 in Hollywood, California

[gisellegrantham-deactivated2020]

This man is beautiful and he rocks this outfit

[corvid-420]

This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.

[betthearm]

August 24, 2018

Instead it rose from the water, which makes it an exponentially more terrifying portent.

[saintoflostmonsters]

Sweet, love a good apocalypse rock

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[buckysbrat]

I literally heard that in his voice

[davidlowery]