Shut up! I'm High

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Oh right, students to care for and shit

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Heyy, I tihnk you may be my caretaker. Woo hoo!

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Close your mouth, you look like a fish.

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Sexiest fish EVER

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I'm so exhausted.

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If you want to do your part you would come to Horus and take all of the baked goods off the counter so I can make more.

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I don't have to cook now, scoreeeee

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I'm so exhausted.

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Not ‘special’ brownies, normal brownies and cupcakes and cookies.

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i know where to go when hungry and high now.

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Yeah. But it’s stress-baked stuff so you might not want to eat it when your high, it could make you upset or something.

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I'm so exhausted.

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Not ‘special’ brownies, normal brownies and cupcakes and cookies.

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i know where to go when hungry and high now.

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I'm so exhausted.

I think I did too much baking.

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special brownie baking? I thought you had a scholarship.

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Srsly though. YOU CONFUSE ME. Like seriously all the black in your theme is blinding me... Can't you make it brighter? Or maybe just not ALL the same frickin shade of black? Eh?

Did you know that black screens save energy? If I changed the shade I would be using more power. Now, shut up it's time for some booze.

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Sleeping would be nice.

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If.You.Have.Taken/injected/smoked/huffed/snorted.drugs.you.are.not.technically.sober.

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Sleeping would be nice.

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I am sober I haven’t had a drop of alcohol all day. Purplepinky

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Don’t lie. And sobriety isn’t only alcohol, it’s drugs too, bud.

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Sleeping would be nice.

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no, they would take my weed … I like my weed and meanies take it

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Right, because it would be a BIG problem to be sober for a day.

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I am sober I haven't had a drop of alcohol all day. Purplepinky

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Sleeping would be nice.

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I don’t even know what you are saying.

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don’t you have other people to bake for you?

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no, they would take my weed ... I like my weed and meanies take it

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Sleeping would be nice.

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of course, how else would I make brownies?

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I don’t know, I thought you had man-servants to do that for you.

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I don't even know what you are saying.

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Sleeping would be nice.

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special brownies

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You bake? I mean the brownies not the weed.

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of course, how else would I make brownies?

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Sleeping would be nice.

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I’m fruit talking like raison 

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WHAT? Weed or booze this time?

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special brownies

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Sleeping would be nice.

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says pan who cake?

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Holy crap will you stop being a freak for two seconds and just carry on a normal conversation?

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I'm fruit talking like raison