Sass Master Satan

Em.26.They/them/theirs.Demi/Bi ♌️♋️♏️

[myloish]

not what i came here for but im not about to leave

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[musingsofaraven]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[drugstoreperfume]

im writing this email and wishing you well mama we all go to hell

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[naiive-and-starry-eyed]

Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

I mean, ????????????

[peridot-the-kitten]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adaswordlace]

[antimony-ore]

Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

[guerrillatech]

[geeseareassholes]

@your-jellyfish-senpai

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[southernbadgirl10th]

Happy Easter!

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

no youre right. youre absolutely right

[lovingrot]

hey white leftists

[lovingrot]

seeing a lot of white people and i just have to say

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[mando-lore]

Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

[louissunshine]

y’all on uquiz be like “pick from these ten paragraph sized quotes” like i’m not jared 19

[ferrantes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[loneozner]

what is like…. the Point

[butterflypeaflowertea]

making carrie fisher proud

[ahsoaka]

someone finally figured out the meaning of life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous