so it goes

alex | 1995 | we live in hope

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[bogkeep]

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

[bogkeep]

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

[thefloatingstone]

Shout out to that one Disney short they made in 1995 to play in front of A Goofy Movie by the French Disney team which directly parodied The Exorcist because early 90s Disney just did whatever the fuck they wanted

[localcryptid95]

hey. hey what

HEY. WHAT.

[thefloatingstone]

It's called "Runaway Brain" :3 Disney has a love/hate relationship with it because it's extremely beloved and held in high regard but also it does NOT fit their modern image so they can't promote or release it to any wide capacity because it would 100% terrify children.

[thefloatingstone]

Oh some of you didn't know about this, huh?

Anyway

[jexistance]

I literally saw this post just YESTERDAY and the video was still up then. There’s got to be some Disney employee snooping around Tumblr because this can’t be a coincidence 🤔

Disney employee: Hey, uh boss? Someone posted that old feral Mickey short on YouTube.

CEO: holdup, we made a feral Mickey short?

employee: yeah, it’s that 90s short where Mickey’s on all fours. It’s making the rounds on tumblr-

CEO: TAKE IT DOWN NOW.

[straycatj]

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day, Kofu! So awesomes

Yep, thanks!!

[sealsandlacenet]

who wanna worm out with me

[garaks-padded-cell]

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Its the wrong trousers gromit!

[letterful]

[bimmyjimmy]

We’re working on photoshoots for the new calendar and he looks so cute in Moose’s raincoat 😭😭

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[algorithmist]

no just form of government would structurally allow for someone who has ever owned a car dealership to have any kind of power in government

[shocklabrynth]

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

[castrationfaq]

Whatd you say

[shocklabrynth]

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

[castrationfaq]

Haha well as long as it doesnt happen again

[bromdebus]

Did you buy the rights to the second one

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[l0stvegas]

[sufficientlylargen]

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

[sabrebash]

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.