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Noah Kahan
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cherry valley forever
Keni
hello vonnie
Origami Around
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Mike Driver
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titsay
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Kiana Khansmith
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Cat Person Council discord server :3
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+here's the art I made for it
@agayanglerfish fear the council we have a server now
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
when england lose, women bruise
The Story Brook Mural
You can see it at the Keller Public Library in Keller TX.
official library post
[Spectra Knight]
one nepeba
wait everybody has to look at my aradia mii it took me so fuckign long to do her horns bc im emulating it on my laptop and can only use my stupid arrow keys but i htink im satisfied with her
i made her eyes blank by making the eye shinies massive so now whenever she freaks out she randomly gets pupils
partner is away on a campign trip this week so im lowkey chudmaxxing blasting the fan at full volume tits out in my room. sollux is here now btw
my beautiful transfem daughter has arrived!!! she ate hsit running around in her room immediately btw
The Creature ponders a lamp
kanaya's been here 0.5 seconds and she's already gettign FREAKED OUT with the girls
ive never considered htis ship before but tbh it's kind of movign me. ararezi,,,, , ,,
also karkat NOOOOOO SHE'S GOIGN TO TRAP YOU IN AN MLM SCHEME
sollux are you seeign this shit
surely nothign bad can come from vriska adn tavros living right beside each other,,, ,, , ,
she just fumbled a first conversation with sollux so bad i had to give her an anime cd to cheer her up btw
wait aw. ignore sam winchester in hte bg
MIKU CLAIMS ANOTHER HTEY ALL LOVE HER TOO MUCH
the silliessssssssss
HE'S ESCAPED CONTAINMENT EVERYBODY SCATTER
teehee my fishy girlllllll
WE'RE GONNA CRASH (volume warning?)
wait everybody has to look at my aradia mii it took me so fuckign long to do her horns bc im emulating it on my laptop and can only use my stupid arrow keys but i htink im satisfied with her
i made her eyes blank by making the eye shinies massive so now whenever she freaks out she randomly gets pupils
partner is away on a campign trip this week so im lowkey chudmaxxing blasting the fan at full volume tits out in my room. sollux is here now btw
my beautiful transfem daughter has arrived!!! she ate hsit running around in her room immediately btw
The Creature ponders a lamp
kanaya's been here 0.5 seconds and she's already gettign FREAKED OUT with the girls
ive never considered htis ship before but tbh it's kind of movign me. ararezi,,,, , ,,
also karkat NOOOOOO SHE'S GOIGN TO TRAP YOU IN AN MLM SCHEME
sollux are you seeign this shit
surely nothign bad can come from vriska adn tavros living right beside each other,,, ,, , ,
she just fumbled a first conversation with sollux so bad i had to give her an anime cd to cheer her up btw
wait aw. ignore sam winchester in hte bg
MIKU CLAIMS ANOTHER HTEY ALL LOVE HER TOO MUCH
the silliessssssssss
HE'S ESCAPED CONTAINMENT EVERYBODY SCATTER
teehee my fishy girlllllll
CAT!
kitty!
Making women up like it's a job
So every year, my aquarium does a captive lobster hatchery project (hence all the loblings). The reason we’re doing it is because in the wild, loblings only have a 1 in 25,000 chance of surviving their larval phase. They’re plankton as babies and everything eats them. Additionally, as the Gulf of Maine warms, they are having even lower survival rates because the blooms of copepods they feed on as babies are happening earlier in the year, and they’re missing it.
Obviously, the goal of this experiment is to grow the lobsters until they’re big enough to settle to the seabed and then release them, because they have a much higher likelihood of surviving to adulthood when they’re able to hide. Ideally, captive lobster hatcheries can boost the wild population and keep things stable, so we don’t have a major crash in a decade or two.
The first year we tried this was pretty bad. We had a lot of eggs, but very few babies. It turned out that the CO2 levels in the building spiked as more guests visited throughout the summer, and that settled into the water and threw off the pH and caused a chemical reaction that prevented a lot of the eggs from hatching. I think we ended up releasing three baby lobsters (which is still better than their wild survival rate but not great).
The second year was a little better. We added a de-gasser to the aquarium and got a ton of larval lobsters, but right as they were settling to the bottom we had a disease outbreak that killed most of them. We ended up releasing four babies at the end of the season.
But this year? Oh boy. We have so many lobsters that we had to release the first round early (usually we wait till September or October so guests can see them). We just released a total of FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE baby lobsters, and we still have over a hundred who haven’t settled to the bottom yet. I genuinely don’t even have words to explain how cool this is. OVER FIVE HUNDRED. We just added hundreds of lobsters to the wild population that wouldn’t have been there otherwise.
Conservation is so fucken sick
coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class
Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)
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en garde knave
continuing traditions
