high high hopes for a living

HUNTLEY FENNER. 19. WALT U. Son of Mr. Henry Fenner. Pre-law. Volleyball. Lambda Pis Nu. Student leadership. New Orleans born and bread. Future property lawyer (and eventual real estate agent, if my father gets his way).

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Tia: The best motto! Other than like "Don't question Tia" and "Tia's the best", obvi.

Tia: YUCK, super gross. Let's just stick to you being a hotter, nicer, younger James Bond that also just so happens to be southern.

Huntley: A motto's a short sentence or phrase chosen as encapsulating the beliefs or ideals guiding an individual, family, or institution. Not questioning Tia and knowing she's the best? That's bigger than all that :-p

Huntley: I'd just be in the CIA instead of MI6. I could rock it.

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Tia: It could be both. He could be embarrassed that he was near death over a bra!!!

Tia: 😘😘😘 Lol! You know what? From what I can tell from seeing people mention him in other movies, James Bond is British. Are there any cool southern spy movies? If not you can just be Huntley Fenner, the first cool sneaky spy in a suit from Lousiana!!!🕴🏻

Huntley: Why not both, a good motto to live by 😂

Huntley: I tried Googling Southern Spies and everything that came up was... Civil War related, which is uncomfy and weird. And I don't think I'd look good in reenactment clothes lol.

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Tia: Yeah, that's like..supes gross to think about. But like 👀 maybe one popped off super hard and hit him in the eye and then like a bunch of crazy stuff happened and he almost died like in those scary movies?

Tia: True and what a hot James Bond you'll be 😍

Huntley: I like your way of thinking better than mine lol, I was thinking embarrassment instead of near death.

Huntley: 😍😍😍 almost as hot as my Bond girl. Watch out, Daniel Craig, they might be asking me to be the next James Bond when you're done.

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Tia: Maybe the pocket protectors were there to protect you from ever seeing a bra?

Tia: I'm preeeeeettty sure they would if it was super obvious.

Tia: YAY! Thank u, luv u!

Huntley: Probably. I don't want to wonder if my dad has bra horror stories that made him that way. They're not that hard to take off of people...

Huntley: You'll have James Bond on your side, no one wants to mess with him.

Huntley: You too 💕

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Tia: What, did he think they were going to show a fifteen year old or how ever old she was walking around in her undergarments on a kids show??? 🤢

Tia: I KNOW RIGHT? And yay, are you sure people won't be like "wrong spy movie, dummy" when they see it?

Tia: Oooooooh! Do it! Do it! Do it!!

Huntley: I have nooooo idea. Honestly? He kind of tried to shelter me from a lot of stuff, probably because he just didn't want to talk about it. I blame him for the pocket protectors :-p

Huntley: They wouldn't dare.

Huntley: LOL okay, I'll try my best. Your shoes should be normal and Tia-friendly in no time.

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Tia: Okay. Lol, I'd love to watch it with you, it was like my fave episode ever other than the one where Kate breaks her arm or whatever. They look like

Tia: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/total-movies/images/f/f9/Fembots.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151108193806

Tia: What does going all pre-lawyer on them mean? Can we sue them?

Huntley: I don't remember that one. I remember there was one about a bra that made my dad want to ban me from watching the show, though, actually.

Huntley: Oh! You would look incredible in that. I think it's Bond Girl appropriate, let's do it.

Huntley: No, just use a lot of legal jargon to make them think we COULD sue them if we wanted to. Scare them into a shoe change lol.

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Tia: She knows things about you, I think! Just not that you don't play scary games! Good, I like keeping you around 😘 I think the episode is on YouTube or something if you ever feel like seeing it again. I mean kind of because they are SUPER CUTE. But I can totally do slinky and sparkly too! maybe the robot ladies can be for another party. I KNOW IT IS. THANK YOU. Ooooo! Do you think they'll fall for it?

Huntley: The only scary game I've ever played is called Betrayal at the House on Haunted Hill, but there's no Satan stuff in it, it's just a haunted house mystery. Sure, I'll look for it sometime - would you wanna watch it with me? Not sure my roommates need to catch me watching Lizzie McGuire on my own :p Can you send me a picture of what you mean? I bet we can make it Bond related. Maybe??? If not I can go all pre-lawyer on them for you :D

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Tia: I don't know! Sage is the one who said it, not me! Also, you know full well that I'd dump you if you did anything too creepy like that. Omg okay! Like the cute episode of Lizzie McGuire where they all get dressed up to solve the thing? Lol, I'm sure your socks will be what I'm focusing on! 😋 You do? How fun! I'll start planning it now...wait do bond girls dress like the fun fluffy robot ladies from Austin Powers? YES, THEY DO. BECAUSE THEY HATE ME. SHE EVEN SAID I COULD WEAR THE AWFUL HEELED ONES IF I DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR FLATS. I HAD TO STOP TALKING TO HER BEFORE WE STARTED FIGHTING AGAIN.

Huntley: Lol good to see that your best friend still hasn't bothered to learn anything about me. I would never be creepy like that at all, don't worry, you're safe from having to dump me for that reason. I haven't seen that since I was a kid but it definitely was where I first learned about that kind of party. You said the word fun so... does that mean you want them to look like that? Because most Bond girls are slinky and sparkly, but there's a lot of room for interpretation. THAT'S A CRIME AGAINST WEDDINGS. Get a doctor's note that says you're allergic to Converse.

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Tia: That's a cool resolution. And I knew it was CATAN! Sage was sure I misheard and it was SATAN!! I don't think I know what risk is either, but you should show me how to play it sometime then if you like it so much? Yeah, like strip poker! I could get you down to just your socks in no time! Oh my gosh! Honey, you're brilliant! A casino party would be amazing! I can't believe no one ever thought of it sooner! You could be all suited up like a hotter James Bomb! I have to start planning that asap! Lol! It won't be THAT had for me to full my wonderfulness, they want me to wear CONVERSE TO THE WEDDING.

Huntley: Why would I be playing a game called Satan? I'm not some weird devil worshipper, I don't wear enough black or eye makeup for that. Yeah, for sure. I like it because it's a brain that uses my mind, but so are things like clue. And murder mystery parties, which could also be cool if the @ Pack is ever in the mood for something different. I'll be sure to wear fun socks then and not boring beige ;-) Definitely, I do a mean Bond impersonation if I do say so myself and you'd be the world's best Bond girl. Wait, what? They want YOU to wear them? But... why??? Please say not the weird heeled ones, that's even worse.

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Tia: Yeah, but idk. You can show me some of the dumb stuff you like in the mean time? I was totally the disappointing one on New Year's, I could've....stood near you while you played your games. Or something? I like poker. We could've played that? I don't know yet, but I'm rooting for a chill mint or any thing in the cyan family if it's closer to winter? It's the cutest blend of their favorite colors without looking like a little boy's birthday party. Plus if I make sure to be tanned for the wedding, I'll look STUNNING.

Huntley: That's okay. My new year's resolution was to not play Catan anymore, I know it's kind of dumb. I can't cut out Risk that easily, though, I hope that's okay. More people know what that one is. Oh! We should definitely play poker more often though. There are a lot of fun uses for that. And then maybe we could host like a casino party sometime, you'd look amazing all dolled up like you're trying to wipe the table with everyone. Try not to upstage the bride :-p I know that might be a challenge though. You're you, after all. The prettiest girl in the world can't really be like... dulled down lol

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KHC Tia, Izzie, Sage

Kiss: @tiaisms.

Hug: @izziebash and I guess @sagegothel.

Cuddle: @tiaisms. And if we have to be in some kind of cuddle chain with her friends, Tia has to be in the middle.

I Need Entertainment

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AMA are you worried about Tia and Kai?

This topic of conversation makes me very uncomfortable. Is it still appropriate to say I wish to be excluded from a narrative or is that meme deader than dead?

I Need Entertainment

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Tia: You know, you don't have to like anything just because I want you to like it too, right? It's super sweet that you want to, but I'm dating /you/, not a hot boy version of ME. You can not like rollercoasters but still think I'm awesome. Also it totally is because I really am going to be the Best Woman there anyway 🤩

Huntley: Well, yeah, but some of the stuff I like is still kind of dumb. I'd rather like NOT dumb stuff eventually, you know? I never want to like... be disappointing like I was on New Year's again or anything. And you definitely are! Do you know what color Wes is having you wear? Not that you don't look good in all of them, but you know. Just curious.

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I know I've been like, guilting you about everything that happened at Dollyworld and stuff, but I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have made you feel terrible for hooking up with me and then going after Tia...I know now that it's obvious how much you loved her. It makes total sense that you would've jumped at a chance to be with her. I'm super happy for you and I like you way better for her than Kai.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2018 ENDS.

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I love YOU. I'm going to tell you this in person too, but I just needed you to know that you're going into 2019 with my entire heart in your hands. Take care of it, okay?

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2018 ENDS.

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You're probably who Tia should be with. You're the safe choice, the hometown boy that wouldn't require her to make any compromises. I hope you know how lucky you are to be uncomplicated.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2018 ENDS.

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Tia: NO. BECAUSE NOW I'M BEST WOMAN SO I'LL STOP ANYTHING TOO DISGUSTING. Don't you just love dating me? Every text is a roller coaster!

Huntley: I've always liked rollercoasters. Well, not really, but I like anything when it involves you, so if you want me to like them they could be my favorite thing suddenly. Being Best Woman sounds more esteemed than Maid of Honor anyway.