GHOST GIRL.

ind. ghost hunter oc by kit

[startersofroleplay]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

memelord sentence starters

“i have depression, karen.”

“step the fuck up, kyle.”

“spoopy”

“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”

“wow, what a dad.”

“what are thooose?”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“[slams oven door rhythmically]”

“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”

“catch me outside”

“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”

“mmm whatcha say”

“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

“tfw no gf”

“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

“[looks into the camera like in the office]”

“if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”

“kazooo”

“when will they return from the skeleton war?”

“sorry sweaty :)”

“brother may i have some oats”

“the floor is genuine love and affection”

[daeneryskairipa]

2x07 - “How Are Thou Fallen”: Isabelle Lightwood

[blvkswan]

Em + colors (magenta)  

or in other words, an excuse to create gif sets of Em

[isakvattersen]

[huntsghosts-blog]

@ghostarc is one spicy meatball

‘ ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE. ’ comes a warm tone; greeted beyond a charmed smile && a laugh that sings HUMORS && HYMNS to the setting sun. ‘ this one IS a bit extreme. i wouldn’t put you shitting your pants out of fear past you. ’

[huntsghosts-blog]

❛ We’re not gonna have this conversation again. ❜ - from Lyndon

sorry this is so late + accepting !

eyes carry SWIFTNESS when they burn to a glare. brows come to an arch downwards &&a scoff flees from lips painted in crimson. there’s a fire in her gaze, one that’s similarto mud in shade yet touched with the hints of a deep ember; similarly to the edgethat holds her tongue when she speaks.‘ SORRY if i’m trying to be certain about shit, okay, culero ? i’m doing my BEST. ’

[vaememes]

✧ ( F.R.I.E.N.D.S  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

warning:  adult language and mild sexual themes. change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!

❛ Now that I’ve untangled you, how about you do something for me? ❜ ❛ All right! I just don’t see why you like it so much! ❜ ❛ Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well. ❜ ❛ I’m fine! Hey, I’m great! I’m just, I’m just proud of us. ❜ ❛ I realize that you didn’t expect to walk in and see that, but… Let me explain, okay? ❜ ❛ We weren’t doing anything!  ❜ ❛ Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. ❜ ❛ How could you mess this up? It’s so easy. ❜ ❛ If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself! ❜ ❛ I know what you’re thinking! The resemblance is uncanny! ❜ ❛ It’s the longest I’ve ever spent on a computer without looking at porn. ❜ ❛ You just got to accept the fact that this is going to cost you a lot of money. ❜ ❛ Dude, I don’t think you should be wearing that. ❜ ❛ Oh, I see. Somebody’s afraid of a little competition with the ladies? ❜ ❛ If you had to, what would you give up? Food or sex? ❜ ❛ It’s perfect! It’s everything we’ve been looking for! ❜ ❛ What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you sit down… get yourself comfortable… because I have a little surprise for you. ❜ ❛ Please just…just pull yourself together okay? ❜ ❛ We’re not a couple- we’re definitely not a couple. ❜ ❛ What, I’m not good enough for you? ❜ ❛ Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that.. ❜ ❛ We’re not gonna have this conversation again. ❜ ❛ Oh, you are, you really do like big butts, don’t you? ❜ ❛ Why can’t you be supportive? ❜ ❛ You have always been jealous of me! ❜ ❛ You want to know why you don’t want me to have the baby? ❜ ❛ You have to have everything and I couldn’t have anything. ❜ ❛ Wait a minute; you don’t think it was intentional? ❜ ❛ So, does anybody have any ideas how to organize this?  ❜ ❛ Uh, don’t you think that would be a little weird? ❜ ❛ We were on a break! ❜ ❛ For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says. ❜ ❛ I’m kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise.. ❜ ❛ I’m across the street, having sex right now. ❜ ❛ Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? ❜ ❛ What? Are you afraid you’re gonna run out? ❜ ❛ Any minute now, the police will be here. ❜ ❛ Well, if you’re gonna get to know him then you’d better do it now. ❜ ❛ Well, excuse me for trying to put a positive spin on a traffic jam! ❜ ❛ If only there was something in your head to control the things you say! ❜ ❛ You know what, ____? Why don’t you just put that on your answering machine! ❜ ❛ Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else? ❜ ❛ There is no right or wrong, here. ❜ ❛ You just asked me whether I wanted to go to bed with you tonight! ❜ ❛ You know how some people walk in a room and everybody takes notice? ❜ ❛ It’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship. ❜ ❛ It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship. ❜ ❛ Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? ❜ ❛ I started using humor as a defense mechanism. ❜ ❛ Uh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? ❜ ❛ Now it’s not gonna make any sense! ❜ ❛ It’s not the sweater. It’s what’s underneath the sweater that counts. ❜ ❛ You’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct? ❜ ❛ I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you. ❜ ❛ Why would you need to say “hi” to them? ❜ ❛ I’m just going to wander around in the rain. ❜ ❛ I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses. ❜ ❛ That’s kind of a masculine name, don’t you think? ❜ ❛ “Don’t count on it.” Seems like it works to me. ❜ ❛ I went to the park and let a bee sting me. ❜ ❛ I’m really getting tired of always sneaking around all the time. ❜ ❛ I don’t even feel like I know you any more.  ❜ ❛ Whatever you say, I’ll believe you. ❜ ❛ All right, I’m just going to ask you this one time. ❜ ❛ I’m surprised you didn’t go home wearing your lunch! ❜ ❛ Someday I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! ❜ ❛ Look, we’re not just messing around!  ❜ ❛ I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way. ❜ ❛ You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? ❜ ❛ You were worried about me? You didn’t know how I was going to react? ❜ ❛ Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you’re sorry? ❜ ❛ I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week. ❜ ❛ I can’t talk you out of this. It’s a great life. ❜ ❛ I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. ❜ ❛ I mean, didn’t you even run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? ❜ ❛ What did you do that bad that make dad cut you off? ❜ ❛ I guess it makes sense, you know, having such a terrible childhood. ❜ ❛ I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn. ❜ ❛ I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! ❜ ❛ I mean… you — you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. ❜ ❛ I mean, if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year. ❜ ❛ Can we come in yet? We’re dying out here! ❜ ❛ I didn’t know it was a big secret. ❜ ❛ Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? ❜ ❛ It’s a known fact that women love babies, all right? ❜ ❛ I was doing great before I found out about you! ❜ ❛ And it’s not like I didn’t try, but things got in the way! ❜ ❛ I’ve been doing this for ten years and I haven’t gotten anywhere. ❜ ❛ You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme. ❜ ❛ Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?  ❜ ❛ What’s the worst that could happen? ❜ ❛ How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow? ❜ ❛ Why must everybody watch me sleep? ❜ ❛ Haven’t you ever gotten beat up before? ❜ ❛ It’s such a shame you can’t see what finger I’m holding up. ❜ ❛ I didn’t know what I was taking responsibility for! ❜ ❛ When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. ❜ ❛ I would’ve thought it was the other way around. ❜ ❛ I remember I cried the night you made that up. ❜

[vaememes]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[huntsghosts-blog]

when you hear the BUMPS IN THE NIGHT, or when you see a SHADOW IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, or the eerie feeling that SOMEONE’S WATCHING YOU… then the G.O.A.T. SQUAD is here to protect you !!!

ind. dep. ghost hunting ocs penned by kit / mint / kaitlyn @prcpinquity / @ghostarc / @huntsghosts poem cred.

[huntsghosts-blog]

when you hear the BUMPS IN THE NIGHT, or when you see a SHADOW IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, or the eerie feeling that SOMEONE’S WATCHING YOU... then the G.O.A.T. SQUAD is here to protect you !!!

ind. dep. ghost hunting ocs penned by kit / mint / kaitlyn @prcpinquity / @ghostarc / @huntsghosts poem cred.