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pochowek

(romanticizes my stupidity)

mysharona1987

Hilarious book dedications.

mysharona1987

“To all my enemies, I will destroy you” will always be the best one.

classysassyrepublican-deactivat

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

reshipped

jumex

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

plantfunerals

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

beercanbacon

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“