My autism keeps me from being OP

YO! You can call me HurricaneBady, Im 25 years old and I love dragons! I like to post drawings here. [WARNING]: The older my posts are, more autistic they get. Trust me, It gets bad.

[swervemeister-art]

various Yes Man doodles

[worblewobble]

nearly forgot to put this here

[envexe]

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

[4chansbest]

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[mavecko]

Old trend but the author's interests r diverse asf

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[mikkeneko]

[grison-in-space]

5. Dragons are highly competitive about fashion and personal aesthetic, and the ability of humans to essentially perform as a sapient decoration willing to be accessorized in harmony with the rest of a dragon's attire is unparalleled.

[tevruden]

Tev just has the draconic urge to show off his boyfriend by putting Dante on his back

[bhramarii]

counterproposal

[hurricane-bady]

The more autistic they get? I don't think that sounds bad, autistic sounds wonderful🤩

Haha thanks... maybe i should word my bio better. Not very proud of the old things on my blog, but thats what you get for keeping a blog since 2013-14.

[spookyweaselbones]

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[fourteenth-ascian]

happy 4/20

[chalkrub]

everyone's favourite snake in a can

[great-and-small]

My precious Tiger Salamander just turned EIGHT YEARS OLD I can’t believe it look how handsome he’s become 🥹

In 2018:

Now:

[oceanasky]

I made him something on Canva ^

[great-and-small]

Thank you for making this I showed it to him!!

[maguiecron]

Kinger, The Amazing Digital Circus lol

[badassdemonsword]