THE PROFESSIONAL FREAK!

artist/fic writer | it/its/xe/xir | neopronoun extraordinaire what they call """"one of them faggots"""" -ASKS OPEN-

[distantmaniacallaugh]

Howdy and welcome in! you can call me Distant.

This blog was originally made for posting updates about my Kinger-centric longfic, Local Artist, but its mainly for random bullshit now. Asks always open, feel free to ask me questions about my fics!

Tags:

Anything ever about my longfic: #localartist Art: #distantdoodles Random thoughts: #distantnoodles asks: #brick

Here’s a link to my fic, Local Artist. Fun fact, I procrastinated on doing final editing on chapter 12 by making this blog! (Currently procrastinating on chapter 18 by editing this.)

Current writing/kinger-coded playlist:

[nikoco11]

boxer briefs

[nikoco11]

happy pride love u

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[wolfythewitch]

Honorary eridian

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[beardedmrbean]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[throckmorton-the-skater]

Don't tell anyone yet. But yeah

[despazito]

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[funeralprocessor]

Not true. We also use it for House of Leaves jokes

[safer-inthe-forrest]

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

[unyieldingsilence]

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[everydaylouie]

east coast summer

[charseraph]

Thinks about the crawler text. Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner 😂

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[unyieldingsilence]

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[demetera-kaziaik]

All I've ever wanted