Take the Unknown Road Now

♥The names Bianca and I love to read about stupid boys in love ♥

[bubbarnes]

“... I can't let fear make decisions for me, it goes against everything I'm trying to do in my life.”

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[stvlti]

[itookurmatches]

love? no

hate? nah

indifference? indeed

[is9vhl]

marvel obsession is back to kick my ass again (they make me scream throw up and cry im punching walls)

[marz-genesis]

taunt

[hollywoods]

SHREK 2001, dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson

[trashpandaart3000]

art by The Baby Goat

[cute-catts]

Does anyone know what kind of sheep is this ? 😺🐑

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[devilchiara]

#this poor cat was thrown into it's very own survival horror game#it woke up and everyone was gone#a strange person she's never met before was hunting her down at random hours every day#invading her home with still no sign of her family anywhere#of Course she has the world weary stare of a horror protagonist (via @fnafmybeloved)

[dirtbagdefender]

[73w36w-deactivated20160906]

[dirtbagdefender]

[kermitlesbian]

when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

[kermitlesbian]

to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

Reminder that micropenis jokes are inherently intersexist, and as an intersex person (this used to say woman but I feel I was simplifying my identity for the benefit of others) with a pseudo-phallus/micropenis it really fucking hurts to hear people use my body as the short hand for "crude", "uncouth", "violent", "lacking", "of poor character", and nearly any unpleasant trait imaginable.

It hurts me, it has never not hurt. Stop.

Also every single cis man with a micropenis is intersex, trans women with micropenises are intersex too, as is anyone born with a micropenis or clitoromegaly or who naturally developed one, and trans people on testosterone with micropenises hear your vitriol. You have always been punching down.

Small dick jokes aren't ok, big dick jokes are just small dick jokes in mirrored text, it's all just body shaming.

(edited 23 May 2023 to be more inclusive of a variety of experiences/bodies, original post was a personal rant that despite being untagged got popular by surprise.)

[solitairians]

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

[harbingerofwhump]

[komihn]

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

[ur-daily-inspiration]