welcome!!!!!!!!!
click here to visit my ao3! it contains 292,247 words of kurt content and counting (assume nsfw unless otherwise specified 🥴)
here are all the fics i've published in order of recency (red is incomplete, green is complete):
Lucky Break 20k (Rudy Russo x Trans Female OC, he tries to sell her a car and things go wrong but also right??)
Lone Wolves 23.6k (Snake Plissken x John Rambo multiverse crossover)
The Warmest Place 30.9k (RJ Macready x Male Nurse OC, coworker fic/sick fic, canon-compliant except the Thing never shows up so everybody's alive)
Seized 31k (Snake Plissken x Male OC, takes place after the first movie, Snake takes a hostage)
Braking Point 42.7k (Stuntman Mike x Nonbinary OC, my most fucked up story so proceed with caution)
Semper Fidelis 6.3k (Snake Plissken x Bill Taylor SFW relatively canon-compliant lore-heavy one-shot about their first kiss)
Where There's Smoke, There's Fire 13.7k (Stephen McCaffrey x Male Paramedic OC, angst and fluff, written in first person POV so you can project yourself onto my OC, tee hee)
Water in the Desert 29.7k (Older RJ Macready x Trans Male OC, they meet while camping in Australia, very self-indulgent)
Beyond All Recognition 13.9k (Gabe Cash x Kiki and Ray Tango, separately of course lmao, in which Kiki sends him on a date with Ray while he's disguised as Liz)
Ten-Pin Tango 9.8k (Ray Tango x Gabe Cash, SFW established relationship one-shot in which Cash takes Tango bowling)
Team Player 15.7k (Snake Plissken x Multiple Male OCs, self-indulgent gangbang fic, part of an AU where Snake stays in prison)
Creature Comforts 5.9k (SFW fluffy oneshot where Brain and Maggie adopt a cat and Snake begrudgingly befriends it, part of the "Snake stays in prison" AU)
Hot Shot 19.6k (Snake Plissken x Male OC, hookup fic, part of the "Snake stays in prison" AU, some angst)
Smartass 14k (Jack Burton x Male Trucker OC, hate-sex oneshot)
First Rodeo 11.9k (Jack Burton x Male Cowboy OC, hookup oneshot)
Blood for Gasoline 3.6k (SFW crossover between Death Proof and Escape from New York where Stuntman Mike is sent to prison)
and much more in the works ;) this post will be updated every time i update on ao3
