#goofs

[archivekin]

What? No! No, you're thinking of the writer. I'm Jonathan Sims' monster, Jonathan Sims.

[exp-system]

Functional multiplicity?

No, I want physiological multiplicity. Gimme that structural shit that lets me shapeshift

[lemon-emon]

^ real image of me ^

(I did just eat an entire watermelon. Very good)

[ftmsimonriley]

robby blocks jack for 2 weeks during his sabbatical because he kept sending him 'kiss me thru the phone' after every phone call

[opal-jam]

Fuck you *sets your lolisho on fire*

[opal-jam]

send me anons i dare you

[ipsey]

Was in someone’s house with a colleague today and I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye and shouted “what the fuck was that?” In English.

And my colleague, who has never heard me say anything like that in any language replied “it’s a, uh… bee.” Also in English.

And I relaxed and said “oh,” and charmed the bee onto my hand and took it outside. Which was quite the whiplash for her because I could tell she was absolutely not expecting any of that from me.