What is this Filth?

My super secret blog for all things weird and nasty.

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Requests are currently closed!

I have a full inbox to get through. You guys just have too many great and fun ideas! See you soon!

Hiya! Welcome to my secret explicit sideblog! I’m currently taking requests for fanfics. Some considerations if you want to make a request:

If you’re here, you should be 18 at least. This blog does not interact with minors. If you’re a minor, leave now.

All requests are completely up to my discretion. I will write what I am excited about and what I can come up with a plot for. I may tweak details to make it work.

I’m currently only writing for Hiccup and Astrid from How to Train Your Dragon as the main pairing.

I’m cool with a lot of weird stuff, but I’m not cool with intense violence like amputation or stabbing in a sexual setting. If a character is in peril and that leads to something, that’s a different matter.

I’m also not cool with scat or golden showers. I just think it’s gross.

Please let me know if you want to be attached to the fic or remain anonymous. By the nature of this blog, anonymous is default.

Visit my FanFiction page to see the list of tags I’ve used in previous fics to see what’s on the table. If you don’t see what you’re into, just ask.

If you send me a request in an ask and I don’t respond within a few days, don’t be discouraged! There’s a high chance I’ll respond with the fic instead! I’ll respond right away if I’m turning down the request outright. I’m just a slow writer.

This blog is for discussing Fanfiction only. I’m not here to Role-play.

Please don’t assume what kind of person I am based on what you read here. This is fantasy, and therefore, not real.

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If Hiccup had three (sexy themed) wishes, what do you think those would be?

And probably some yak jerky for afterwards

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Unconventional Treatment has GOT to be my favourite fic of urs. It's just such a good idea and super sexy, I love it

You're just such an amazing writer and you your works are my favourite. Thank u

Oh wow! Gee whiz! Thanks!

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Do you think Hiccup picks up on any dragon mating habits, like biting, pinning down their mate, or just general roughness?

If so what are Astrid’s opinions when he gets all ‘dragon-y’?

Oh he’s for sure a growler. Among everything else you mentioned.

I imagine she whips out the dragon training tips when he starts getting too rough, like scratching his chin.

She keeps a stash of dragon nip around for such occasions.

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Idk tentacle stuff is usually pretty off putting imo

Then you won’t like what I’m going to do 😈

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How do we feel about tentacles?

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Hello!

I hope you're doing well. I recently read some of your stories on AO3, and I absolutely loved them. Your writing is amazing, and your stories really inspired me.

I wanted to ask if you would be comfortable giving me permission to translate some of your stories into Spanish and post the translations on Wattpad.

I would, of course, give you full credit as the original author, include a link to your AO3 profile and the original work, and clearly state that the story belongs to you. If you have any conditions for the translation, I would be happy to follow them.

If you prefer not to allow it, I completely understand and will respect your decision.

Thank you so much for your time, and thank you for sharing your wonderful stories!

Have a great day! 🌺

( I apologize in advance if the text is hard to understand, as I don't speak English and am using a translator. )

I'm flattered, but I have to decline.

I don't care for Wattpad as a service. There's a lot of AI content and theft going on over there.

Furthermore, if you're using a translator to write this message, am I to assume you don't actually know how to translate between English and Spanish? That you'd just be pasting into a translator for the stories?

Sorry, but that's not something I'm comfortable with.

Have a nice day.

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Bot? This is a bot right? No one is this ridiculous, right? “Oh I love your smut fic WHY HAVENT YOU CONFIRMED MY IDEALOGY??”

Naturally, ignored and deleted it

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Hi!! i absolutely love your works and honestly cant wait for the next hiccstrid fic to drop.

Here’s a fic idea you might consider:

The dragon riders are on a mission to aquire vital information about the hunters through this exclusive underground party. However this party only allows couples to enter. So hiccstrid (pre relationship) pose as a couple in hopes of get said information.

i dont have a super clear idea for the rest of it but maybe the drinks served at the party are laced with a strong aphrodisiac (and only one of the two had a drink 👀..) leading to perhaps a very passionate encounter when they get back yo the edge or maybe at the outside back of the party building

Undercover

After gaining information on a club that the Hunter’s frequent, Hiccup and Astrid attend in disguise. Unfortunately, this isn’t just a little hang out, it’s a Gentlemens' club, and Hiccup figures out that Astrid’s drink isn’t just alcohol after she’s had the whole pint. There’s a cave and rain and hormones, yada yada yada.

Read on Ao3!

I think this is the first time I fulfilled a request that's actually really close to the prompt! Yay me! And yay you! (Sorry it took forever)

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Hi!! i absolutely love your works and honestly cant wait for the next hiccstrid fic to drop.

Here’s a fic idea you might consider:

The dragon riders are on a mission to aquire vital information about the hunters through this exclusive underground party. However this party only allows couples to enter. So hiccstrid (pre relationship) pose as a couple in hopes of get said information.

i dont have a super clear idea for the rest of it but maybe the drinks served at the party are laced with a strong aphrodisiac (and only one of the two had a drink 👀..) leading to perhaps a very passionate encounter when they get back yo the edge or maybe at the outside back of the party building

Undercover

After gaining information on a club that the Hunter’s frequent, Hiccup and Astrid attend in disguise. Unfortunately, this isn’t just a little hang out, it’s a Gentlemens' club, and Hiccup figures out that Astrid’s drink isn’t just alcohol after she’s had the whole pint. There’s a cave and rain and hormones, yada yada yada.

Read on Ao3!

I think this is the first time I fulfilled a request that's actually really close to the prompt! Yay me! And yay you! (Sorry it took forever)

[hushhhushmyprince]

Hi!! i absolutely love your works and honestly cant wait for the next hiccstrid fic to drop.

Here’s a fic idea you might consider:

The dragon riders are on a mission to aquire vital information about the hunters through this exclusive underground party. However this party only allows couples to enter. So hiccstrid (pre relationship) pose as a couple in hopes of get said information.

i dont have a super clear idea for the rest of it but maybe the drinks served at the party are laced with a strong aphrodisiac (and only one of the two had a drink 👀..) leading to perhaps a very passionate encounter when they get back yo the edge or maybe at the outside back of the party building

Undercover

After gaining information on a club that the Hunter’s frequent, Hiccup and Astrid attend in disguise. Unfortunately, this isn’t just a little hang out, it’s a Gentlemens' club, and Hiccup figures out that Astrid’s drink isn’t just alcohol after she’s had the whole pint. There’s a cave and rain and hormones, yada yada yada.

Read on Ao3!

I think this is the first time I fulfilled a request that's actually really close to the prompt! Yay me! And yay you! (Sorry it took forever)

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Do you have a favorite line in any of your fics? Mine has to be: ‘That was the same chastising thought he had after a night of vigorous tugging to thoughts of her’

This took me a minute to figure out, as I think I have a few, but I think I'll go with this:

Hiccup held still, his hard length twitching furiously inside of her, as if to say ‘why did we stop, boss?!’

Whenever I re-read Hidden Place, I read it in a New Jersey accent. Like an 1940's noir gang member. 'Yeah, see, yeah'.

Thank you! You have a really great pick too!

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Do you ever think that the reason in that one episode Hiccup literally didnt notice Astrid’s betrothal necklace all day was because he was just nonchalantly staring at her tits the whole time

#boobguy

Personally, yes. And he was trying to not get caught.

I think later, after he kissed her and told her he loved her, I want to imagine he said something like, “you were doing that shimmying thing with your shoulders and it made your um…your breasts look nice. But I didn’t want to stare and be rude.”

Astrid: “that was part of the point. Betrothal necklace, and a little tease.”

Hiccup: “THATS AN OPTION NOW?!??”

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Opinion on Heathcup?

👎🏻

Don’t see it. :/

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What are your fav httyd ships and some of your least fav ships

Sorry, this ask got buried 🫣

Good rule of thumb, I stick to canon. I have tweaks within there, like I like Ruffnut with Throk and Fishlegs with Heather. I’ll only ever write Hiccstrid smut though. I don’t think I’m invested enough in the other couples to write an intimate scene.

Least fav? The ones with Hiccup besides Astrid. Dagcup, Vigcup, Hijack, and Valcup.

Just no. Hard pass.

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Do you think that despite being more dominant usually, Astrid actually kinda prefers it when Hiccup is the dominant one?

For sure! I think she’s attracted to the leadership qualities in him. I think on average, being the leader takes a lot out of him and he appreciates that she takes the initiative and he can kind of just go along with it.

But when he’s the one in charge, it subliminally says ‘I want you’. Astrid just likes him showing off that he is strong and capable of throwing her around.

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In terms of hiccstrid, whos more dominant/submissive in bed?

+ who in general is more jealous

I think Hiccup has his moments, but in general, Astrid is probably in charge a bit more. Just because she can pin him

And again, probably Astrid. I think hiccup is more naive in the looks department and doesn’t know how cute he is. So he just tends to be friendly to everyone, whereas Astrid is pretty tough and scary. Not as approachable.