HuskyBandDad

I will bite your liver

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Just to feel somthing

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Ohhh my godddddd I want to put the light from an angler fish in mouth sooooo bad. I will GLADLY lay down my life if it means I can chomp on that FINE and CHEWY glowing nib.

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I have come to a realization about my place on on food chain

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Ohhh my godddddd I want to put the light from an angler fish in mouth sooooo bad. I will GLADLY lay down my life if it means I can chomp on that FINE and CHEWY glowing nib.

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When your mom catches you in the kitchen at 2:32 in the morning:

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Cracked up big bird is about to consume the bystanders

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Me:*moves my small dog with my foot bc he's in the way*

Literally everyone for no reason

"OMG you KICKED you dog????!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😱😱 he has been KICKED you are a BAD DOG PARENT just AWFUL you KIC-"

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A candle leaked on the floor and my dog ate it, he is now sitting on my lap with a ring of wax arround his mouth like a 4 year old after drinking grape juice

Hes acting like he just chugged a can of booze

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My hands after holding a cheeto for 0.02 seconds:

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Genetically engineered hamster that can fly but ONLY when upside-down and vomiting

[huskybanddad]

*sips McDonald sprite* mukuh mmmmmmm *throat closes in and I evaporate* delectable!