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I would quite like to bring these two back…
How about that, I will have done it correctly this time!

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This is only a test!
an-alpenhoeh-n:
I would quite like to bring these two back…
How about that, I will have done it correctly this time!
This is only a test!
I would quite like to bring these two back…
an-alpenhoeh-n:
I would quite like to bring these two back...
Now here I am pretending that this was all more substantial...
That seems good enough.
This is only a test!
July 6th is international Day of the Kiss
Send me a heart for my muse’s reactions to yours giving them a kiss…
💕 …out of sheer excitement 💖 …to express their romantic feelings for my muse 💓…because they just couldn’t resist my muse’s lips 💛 …to cheer them up 💙 …for a first greeting 💜 …because they are horny 💗 …out of sibling/family affection 💚 …because they were dared to during a game 💔 …to say good bye 💞 …because they mistook them for someone else 💘 …because they suddenly realized how much they love (romantically and/or platonically) my muse
(Bonus points if you describe the kiss)
Rules for my RP blogs:
1. This blog is private and selective. I reserve the right to decide whom I interact with. It helps if you have rules and about pages for me to look at, if you are interested in interacting. I also reserve the right to decline to roleplay a certain topic or event, including from a sent meme.
a. I am 19 years of age, for those of you that are wondering, and who do not roleplay with minors.
b. I will inform you if I wish to drop a thread, and be honest with you about my reasons. I hope that you can extend the same courtesy to me.
d. I do not do welcome starters, starter calls, M!As, or dash commentary. I will post open starters on occasion (see 2. d. below).
e. If a month passes and you have not replied to a thread we have begun, I will consider it dropped. Feel free to notify me if you wish to continue, in any case.
2. If you are a mutual (my main blog is @societa-per-azioni), feel free to send in starters.
a. If you are the type of person that blocks personal blogs, I will not RP with you.
b. If I follow you with my main blog, I will send you either an ask or a message declaring that I have read your rules and wish to interact.
c. If you post lewd or NSFW content, I will most likely not follow you.
d. Open starters are also reserved for mutuals.
3. No smut.
a. Nudity (as long as it is not graphic) and gore are acceptable, though at times I may prefer not to do either.
The following applies for blogs where my muse is a minor, and will replace the previous point a.: a. Because my muse is a minor, I will not permit any nudity or gore, either.
4. Even if you are not a mutual, you can still send questions for my muse to answer, if you so wish. I enjoy writing responses to these questions, and I encourage you to do so.
5. I speak Spanish as well as English, so if you would like to RP in Spanish, that would be perfectly fine. I can also translate my about page(s) for you, if it is necessary or requested. Hablo español, así que si quiera usted RP in español, no será ningún problema. Si es necesario o lo pida, puedo traducir mis páginas de reglas y de información.
6. That’s all. While I might be private and selective, don’t be afraid to say hello.
a. I will announce any changes I make to my rules page in the future.
b. No password is necessary for interacting with me. I will send you passwords if you require them for us to interact.
c. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have regarding these rules.
“We’ll be an alliance! I’ve always been ruled over someone since forever! You’ll be my strong big brother! You can order me around and I’ll disappoint you! When I’m near destruction, you can swoop down and save me, and when you cannon fodder I’ll be there to loyally obey the chain of command!”
Independent Role Play blog for Feliciano Vargas/Italy Veneziano of Hetalia: Axis Powers. Semi-Selective, OC and AU friendly! 8+ years of role play experience, 5 of which have been on here! Please read rules before interaction! Have a great day, and remember! Make pasta, not war!
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( Please like/reblog this post for a starter!! )
Send a number to find my muse...
Sleeping at a table.
Singing in private.
Attempting to kill a spider, and failing.
Crying laughing.
Doing something embarrassing.
Getting chores done.
Loopy with lack of sleep.
Post-wisdom teeth removal.
Hiding a broken object.
Covered in blood.
In a fit of anger.
Throwing a tantrum.
Hiding in a closet.
Stuck somewhere with your muse.
Muffling their cries.
On a swing-set alone.
Feeling lonely.
Cuddling their pillow.
Staring at your muse.
Recovering from throwing up.
Stabbing a body repeatedly.
Somewhere they’re not supposed to be.
Screaming by themselves.
Holding a wound.
Dead.
Rules update for my RP blogs
1. This blog is private and selective. I reserve the right to decide whom I interact with. It helps if you have rules and about pages for me to look at, if you’re interested in interacting. I also reserve the right to decline to roleplay a certain topic or event, including from a sent meme.
a. I will inform you if I wish to drop a thread, and be honest with you about my reasons. I hope that you can extend the same courtesy to me.
b. I do not do welcome starters, starter calls or M!As.
c. If your rules, about, etc. pages link to a file in Google Drive, I will not open them. This is purely for privacy reasons. I will ask you if you can provide me the information in those pages.
Rules for my RP blogs
These are my updated rules for all my RP blogs:
1. This blog is private and selective. I reserve the right to decide whom I interact with. It helps if you have rules and about pages for me to look at, if you’re interested in interacting. I also reserve the right to decline to roleplay a certain topic or event, including from a sent meme.
a. I will inform you if I wish to drop a thread, and be honest with you about my reasons. I hope that you can extend the same courtesy to me.
b. I do not do welcome starters, starter calls or M!As.
2. If you are a mutual (my main blog is @nyo-america), feel free to send in starters.
a. If you are the type of person that blocks personal blogs, I will not RP with you.
b. If I follow you with my main blog, I will send you either an ask or a message declaring that I have read your rules and wish to interact.
c. If you post lewd or NSFW content, I will most likely not follow you.
3. No smut. I will not make exceptions.
a. That said, I am 19 years old, for all those who are wondering, and who do not roleplay with minors.
b. Nudity (there really has to be a good reason… bathing comes to mind, and that will likely not lead to anything graphic) and gore are acceptable, though at times I may prefer not to do either.
4. Even if you are not a mutual, you can still send questions for my muse to answer, if you so wish. I enjoy writing responses to questions for the muse, and encourage you to do so.
5. Feel free to pester me for replies if we are interacting. I will try to be as active as possible. I will let you know if I am getting annoyed.
6. I speak Spanish as well as English, so if you would like to RP in Spanish, that would be perfectly fine. I can also translate my about page(s) for you, if it is necessary or requested. Hablo español, así que si quiera usted RP in español, no será ningún problema. Si es necesario o lo pida, puedo traducir mis páginas de reglas y de información.
7. That’s all. While I might be private and selective, don’t be afraid to say hello.
a. I will announce any changes I make to my rules page in the future.
b. No password is necessary for interacting with me. I will send you passwords if you require them for us to interact.
c. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have regarding these rules.
Send ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡ to kiss my muse on the cheek
Sickness starters!
( as requested by the lovely @zalemoonshadow )
❝You aren’t looking so hot.❞
❝Maybe you should sit down.❞
❝I think I need to sit down.❞
❝Just take it easy today.❞
❝No – no. We’re going home, right now.❞
❝Can we leave?❞
❝You just threw up 3 times, you’re not fine!❞
❝I’m fine. I think I’m done now.❞
❝Just let me take care of you. Why are you so stubborn?❞
❝We’re going to the pharmacy and then we’re going home.❞
❝My stomach isn’t feeling so great.❞
❝I think my stomach is trying to digest itself.❞
❝I think I just need some sleep.❞
❝Will you stay with me tonight?❞
❝I don’t want to get you sick.❞
❝You’re gonna get me sick!❞
❝Holy shit, you’re burning up.❞
❝I can’t stop sweating.❞
❝I can’t stop shivering.❞
❝Are you ever not sick?❞
❝How the hell are you still conscious right now? Your temp is almost 104.❞
❝Urgent care or ER? Those are your two options. We’re not staying here.❞
❝Do you want some tea?❞
❝I made you some tea.❞
❝I’m losing my voice.❞
❝I couldn’t get any sleep last night, I can’t breathe out of my nose.❞
❝Oh my god, you sound like Roz from Monsters Inc!❞
❝Bathroom. Now.❞
❝Bed. Now.❞
❝I’m not taking that medicine, it’s disgusting.❞
Area 51 Starters
For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.
“They can’t stop all of us.”
“If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”
“We gonna see dem aliens.”
“You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”
“Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”
“I want an alien friend, ya know?”
“You know this raid is a joke right?”
“Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”
“No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”
“I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”
“We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”
“Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”
“Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”
“They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”
“Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”
“Quit calling yourself an alien.”
“When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”
“Have fun dying.”
“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”
“You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”
“Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”
“RELEASE THE KARENS!”
“Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”
“I’m not dying over a meme.”
“You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”
“You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”
“Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”
“Um, what the fuck.”
“How did you…”
“Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”
“Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”
“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”
“Meet my new friend!”
“No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”
“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.”
Monster Starters!
For people with less than human muses ^w^
Starters directed towards…
Werewolves!
“Does it… hurt?”
“Does it happen every night?”
“Is that why you eat so much meat?”
“How long have you been like this?”
“Do you remember what happens when you… y’know?”
“… Is that why you chased that Frisbee at the park?”
“I knew I heard you bark that one time!”
“Well, that explains why you scratched your ear with your foot yesterday.”
“*duck sound*”
“Y’know I always suspected it. You weren’t exactly subtle.”
“Who’s a good boy/girl/dog?”
Vampires!
“So does a wooden stake through the heart really kill you?”
“Aaaah, that’s what you meant when you said you burn easily!”
“… You aren’t gonna bite my neck, are you?”
“When you said you were drinking the blood of your enemies, I thought you were joking.”
“Well, that explains why you always carry an umbrella.”
“Can you hypnotize people?”
“Can I see your fangs?”
“Can you turn into a bat?”
“Bleh, bleh bleh!”
“How old are you?”
Ghosts!
“Spoopy.”
“Boo!”
“Are you always see-through, or can you control that?”
“Can I stick my hand through you?”
“Pick up this pencil!”
“Can you possess people?”
“There’s this person I don’t like, can you go haunt him/her/them?”
“WooooOOOoooo!”
“… Who am I gonna call?”
“How’d you die?”
Demons!
“Can I touch your horns?”
“Are you from Hell? Or is that a myth?”
“Were you always a demon?”
“You aren’t a… succubus/incubus are you?”
“I don’t owe you my soul for that money I borrowed, do I?”
“Do you have a tail?”
“Have you met the devil? What’s he like?”
“Can I make a deal with you? There’s a guy I want to have a bad day.”
Quotes by Napoleon, 1.
“An army marches on its stomach.”
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
“History is a set of lies agreed upon.”
“Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
“Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.”
“You must not fear death; defy him, and you drive him into the enemy’s ranks.”
“You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.”
“If you build an army of one hundred lions and their leader is a dog, in any fight, the lions will die like dogs. But if you built an army of one hundred dogs and their leader is a lion, all dogs will fight as a lion.”
“Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.”
“May God protect me from friends, and I’ll deal with the enemies myself.”
“Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can fly.”
George Washington quotes, 1.
“It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.”
“It is better to offer no excuse, than a bad one.”
“I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one’s life, the foundation of happiness or misery.”
“We should not look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dearly bought experience.”
“Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.”
“Gambling is the child of avarice, the brother of iniquity, and the father of mischief.”
“Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.”
“Every post is honorable in which a man can serve his country.”
“More permanent and genuine happiness is to be found in the sequestered walks of connubial life than in the giddy rounds of promiscuous pleasure.”
“A man’s intentions should be allowed in some respects to plead for his actions.”
“Nothing is a greater stranger to my breast, or a sin that my soul more abhors, than that black and detestable one, ingratitude.”
“Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.”
Lyrics from songs that I know, 1.
“I’ve given everything with nothing in return.”
“I would like a place I could call my own.”
“Just wait ‘till tomorrow.”
“I’m sick and tired of being second best.”
“There’s no sense in lying.”
“This is no game, it’s not just your life.”
“I would try the patience of a saint.”
“I’ve been getting away with it all my life.”
“I’ve seen what a man can do, I’ve seen all the hate of the woman too.”
“Life’s what you make it.”
“Our nation’s wrong.”
“I love you more than you love me.”
“I always get the blame.”
“Just like an animal, I protect my pride.”
“Don’t let me die tonight.”
“Be my baby, one more time.”
“Why do lies about the girl bother you?”
“It’s too late to wash my hands.”
“You don’t want me, but I don’t care.”
“I’m left in love with everything.”
“You have the name of someone I love.”
“You’ll fade out anyway.”
“I want to live in your love forever.”
“I go to war for peace.”
“Give me something to dream about.”
“Maybe one day we’ll arrange that rendezvous.”
“Will you come home now?”
“You’re the architect of your own excess.”
“I won’t bend under the pressure.”
“I want to take her by the hand and pray she’ll understand.”
“I love my friends.”
“We’ll make it all okay.”
“Get out while you can!”
“Why did you run?”
“I seem to hurt the people that care the most.”
“I don’t need to run away.”
“I promised I would rid the world of feral animals.”
“You don’t mean nothing, baby.”
“You’re nothing but a fool.”
“Help me win this human race.”
“We’re here to stay.”
“Wherever you go, I’ll be over your shoulder.”
“Take my hand if you know what I’m going through.”
“Take my hand if you know where I’m going.”