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#ASLDFJSDK I HATE THIS BUT LOVE THIS #death tw #just to b safe????#also this may be the last post on hendrik LSKJFSKLJ

hlp i wanna play a muse who forces chaos on everyone but hendrik is my chold:(

#;;ooc #like i even have an idea but it needs to b approved??????

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World Views/Experiences †: Did they come from a religious family/culture? ☩: Do they practice any sort of religion? If so, is it the same as their family’s? 📿: Have they ever had a supernatural experience? 💣: Did they ever get caught in a situation because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time? ✨: What motivates them? Is it a deep rooted passion/motivation, or is it something they struggle with from time to time? 💊: Have they ever dabbled in drugs? If so, what kinds? ☣: Have they ever been severely ill? If so, did it leave an effect on their overall health in the long run? 💉: Do they suffer from any sort of chronic illness or bodily fragility? ✪: Have they ever let a rare opportunity slip them by?

Locations 🔅: What’s a place that holds special meaning to them? Why? 💧: Are there any places they avoid? If so, why? 🔥: What’s a place that left them motivated in some fashion? 💋: Where did they have their first kiss? Do they remember who it was with? 🌟: Do they have any places they want to go before they die? For what reasons do they want to go there? 🌙: Where is the most unusual place they’ve fallen asleep at?

People ✘: Who do they detest the most? Do they typically avoid this person or antagonize them? 👊: Have they ever been involved in a physical fight? 💞: What was their first love like? 💔: Have they ever had their heart broken? If so, why or how did it happen? 💍: Have they ever been engaged before? What broke it off if so? 💛: Have they have sex? If not, are there any personal reasons why?

#;;md

boxofrpmemes

Send an anonymous rumor about my muse to my inbox for my muse’s reaction!

#hullo i’m going 2 disney for a bit but it’s still meme day so?? luv me pls #;;md

genevac‌:

gen smiled and rubbed her hands together in excitement. “you should not have said that.” she told flo, reaching for the box, she took two treats out and took a bite of the first one, moaning in delight at the sweet taste filling her mouth. “this is delicious, i love it.” she said. “so, how have you been?”

❝ i’m glad you like it! they always have cheaper sweets around this time since they’re getting ready to close and they want to get rid of the extras. ❞ she leaned against one of the sturdier bookshelves, ❝ i’ve been well! how about you? ❞

#YAAAS WE ARE #;;f2f #c;genevac

elvsives‌:

this was it, this had to be it. tanyeon had left him to start his own life elsewhere in the world, and lazarus would have to go alone, he’d have to explain to hansol just how he’d managed to lose their son. or maybe he’d stop talking entirely - that was his usual method for problem solving. either way, it was something lazarus would still have to work on. there was a slight wobble to his lip as he looked around, trying to spot the familiar, dark bundle of excitement until…. “hey, tan, here’s laz.” he turned around at the sound immediately, his eyes widening, a sigh of relief leaving his lips. incapable of doing anything else than nodding, he immediately picked up the puppy, squishing him close to his chest. how lucky had he been to come to the park at the same time as someone familiar, someone who would recognize the little rascal as his? “t-thank you…” he mumbled so quietly it was nearly inaudible, pressing his nose into tan’s dark fur while the four-legged creature retorted to licking his nose as if nothing had been wrong at all.

she signed in relief as he didn’t mention her name mishap, and luckily she was so distracted from that worry that laz speaking didn’t phase her at all. ❝ no problem! i saw him and kind of distracted him away from you, ❞ she shared a guilty smile. ❝ on the bright side, he was kind of chilling until i called him over so this was kind of my fault but in my defense he’s the cutest dog i’ve ever seen. ❞

#IT ISN'T BAD BUT MINE IS SHORT AND I'M ALSO SORRY ALSDFKJASKFD #;;f2f #c;elvsives

bleedinqheart

snap → ( floooo )

lucille: hey since u love jokes so much i got one for you lucille: what’s the difference between you and me? @hvndrik

hvndrik-blog

hendrik: i’m scared 2 ask but what

#A MOOD #;;snap #s;lvcillle

i’m dumb and forgot hendrik’s from australia so,,,,, psa: her voice claim is maia mitchell

#;;ooc

ofharus‌:

he nodded a little bit , then shook his head . he would not be a movie snob about harry potter , even if he’d never believe this encounter possible . noseless guy … obsessed with a teenager … it made his head hurt , but he would strongly , very strongly , refrain from being a dick about it . ❛❛ right , ❜❜ he gave another little nod . ❛❛ yeah , there’s eight movies … ❜❜ he paused , handing the dvd to her . ❛❛ seven books … i’d uh , recommend those as well … if you like to read … ❜❜

❝ woah, that’s a lot! ❞ excitement clearly written on her features. ❝ this will probably keep me busy for a couple weeks. ❞ she grabbed the dvd from his hands and peaked over to the section haru came from, some of the movies were missing but she could easily ask the workers to email her when they were returned. ❝ do you think i should read them first or watch them first? ❞

#ALSKDJFASLKJ he should just fight tbh #;;f2f #c;ofharus

bvllheadcd‌:

“hm,” he huffed. was she… was she talking about batman? eh, who cared. “i think you’re thinking of the social network. it has that guy in it. from that other movie. you know the one.” yes, he was very helpful. was this really what he had to resort to? maybe. “wait, does it have tom hanks in it?”

if there was ever a moment someone would be thankful for substitute teachers who show movies in class, it would be now. she actually knew the social network cause of her comptuer science sub. now, she had an important choice. does she mess with him or call him out? ❝ the social network sounds familiar! actually i think it had will ferrell! ❞

#;;f2f #c;bvllheadcd #laskjfls why is he like this

‘ do you believe in ghosts? does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

❝ i shouldn’t but how do you explain the figures you randomly see out of the corner of your eye?? ❞

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

❝ not so much my first name, but my last name is what i care about. my life changed when my parents adopted me and i’ll always be grateful to them. i’m not sure if this makes sense. ❞

#;;md #;;hc #I FINISHED MY QS #Anonymous

Decor & Escape & Reminder !

Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?

her house is always clean, she doesn’t do much so when she’s bored or stressed she cleans. i made a pinterest board thing tho!!! and yes she has chickens but like she doesn’t eat them or their eggs, she just lovs chickens alskdjfalskfj

Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it?

she watches tv or cleans. cleaning helps her a lot bc she has time to think about how to fix whatever was stressing her, tv not so much cause it keeps her distracted.

Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks?

sometimes she forgets to eat lunch but that’s it!!

#;;md #;;hc #ofharus

are they good at sports?, do they have a certain aesthetic or style?, & if they could have any superpower what would it be? !! also " law ", " fluff " & " insomnia " !!

are they good at sports?

NOPE but she has good stamina!

do they have a certain aesthetic or style?

definitely minimalist but her style of masc vs fem varies on what she feels like wearing!!

if they could have any superpower what would it be?

she’s a little shit so she’d want a cheating power like being lucky or being able to copy powers alskjfshaksjdg

Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it?

she always follows the rules, she hates being in trouble plus she doesn’t want to disappoint her friends and family.

Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything turn them into emotional goo?

only animals tbh, nothing else effects her the same way.

Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper?

she’s actually 80 on the inside and sleeps like a log at 9PM and is up by 6AM, sometimes 5

#;;md #;;hc #hybristique

do they have allergies? do they have a certain aesthetic or style?

do they have allergies?

she’s really allergic to matcha but that doesn’t stop her from consuming italskdjfksd

do they have a certain aesthetic or style?

definitely minimalist but her style of masc vs fem varies on what she feels like wearing!!

#;;md #;;hc #hcnsoloz

📖

📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.

dear diary,caden is in my house again. maybe i should just give him the spare room?? or should i wait til he asks? i need to ask yui first tho. idk help

#;;md #;;hc #cvdenkvng

📷 & 💀

📷 for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.

❝ she’s great, the most talented friend i know! ❞

💀 for what my muse would say upon hearing about your muse’s death.

BITCH SHE WOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING SHE’D JUST CRYALSKDJFLAS

#;;md #;;hc #troublerun

👊!!

👊 for what my muse would say upon hearing yours has been arrested.

❝ oh, my god; do you think the cops will let me take a selfie with him in the cell? ❞

#;;md #;;hc #bvllheadcd

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