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I'm a action figure! An indie, private, semi-selective/active hercules from the Animated Disney movie. Written by sea. Please read my rules before interacting!

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“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

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            I plan on being here and on @flamefcrged today, so my activity might be a bit sporadic as I try to knock out as many drafts as I can. That being said, feel free to like this post for a valentine’s day ask/starter?

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           OFFLINE –

                  It’s three am here, so I’m going to get to my drafts in the morning when I wake up. Meanwhile, ily all, I hope you have a nice day/night wherever you are.

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valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

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            I plan on being here and on @flamefcrged today, so my activity might be a bit sporadic as I try to knock out as many drafts as I can. That being said, feel free to like this post for a valentine’s day ask/starter?

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            His mouth went slack-jawed and eyes turned awestruck -- unable to contain the absolute suckerpunch of nerves that hit him like a giant’s mighty swing. Hercules was a right mess around other people; more often than not embarrassing himself through his own sheer awkwardness or disastrous embarrassments that followed him like a thunderous cloud. He didn’t blame those that left, either -- it was difficult to find endearment out of catastrophe. He knew that better than most.

            But gods was he trying. The flowers clutched in his hands had begun to wilt from the pressure of his grip, and the poor boy wiped the sweat off his brow as he tried to collect himself. Everything would be fine. He wouldn’t make a complete fool out of himself in front of a pretty girl like he managed every other time. He had this.

            “T-These are --” He stammered, holding out the drooped roses whose petals had begun to fall from what almost looked like suffocation. “Theseareforyou.”

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♥ valentine’s day starters, angst edition

{ the fluff edition is here! }

“we’ve had this planned for weeks.”

“this was important to me. you knew that.”

“how could you – and today, of all days?”

“you can keep the fucking flowers.”

“well, you’re only about…two hours late.”

“there’s dinner in the microwave. just fucking reheat it for yourself.”

“i thought you’d forgotten about tonight.”

“is getting piss drunk your idea of romance?”

“if you think chocolates are going to make me feel any better, you better think again and think fast.”

“was one night too much to ask for?”

“i warned you that i wasn’t not looking for anything serious.”

“i never asked for you to give me the world. all i’ve wanted is you.”

“you know, i don’t know why i’ve stayed this long.”

“i don’t know why i keep expecting one year to be any different.”

“you forgot. i can’t believe you forgot.”

“am i not a priority for you?”

“are we not a priority to you?”

“i waited for you.”

“i really thought you would show up this time.”

“i should have known not to get my hopes up.”

“can we at least pretend to be happy tonight?”

“can we at least pretend to be fucking normal tonight?”

“can you at least pretend you give a damn about me tonight?”

“i never promised you anything.” “i know it’s a shit day to bring this up, but…i don’t think it’s working out anymore.”

“please don’t start this. not tonight.”

“i’m sorry. i’m so fucking sorry.”

“i’m sorry. what else do you want me to say?”

“i forgot and i’m sorry. what else do you want me to say?”

“i won’t apologize for something that isn’t my fault.”

“i didn’t know this meant that much to you.”

“i don’t know why you’re acting like this.”

“it’s just a stupid holiday.”

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            I plan on being here and on @flamefcrged today, so my activity might be a bit sporadic as I try to knock out as many drafts as I can. That being said, feel free to like this post for a valentine’s day ask/starter?

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                    Bless my soul   ♡  You guys are on a roll!!!

     Sadie here about to get super sentimental so prepare yourselves. So I’ve only been active since November but everyone in the Disney Roleplaying Community has been super friendly and really made me feel welcome considering this is my first Disney Roleplay blog and I was really worried about fitting in and doing Meg justice. So THANK YOU for every interaction, every reblog, every like and to every new friend both I and Meg have made as we’ve started this journey together. Now I’m going to name a few people that have been unbelievably kind to me and fun to interact with. If I missed you or didn’t mention you, don’t worry. You’re all still my heroes and I love every one of you – I just need to acknowledge a few people that have gone above and beyond to help me, encourage me and have generally inspired me in ways you wouldn’t believe. So with all my gratitude, thanks again.                Seriously, you all deserve a place on Mount Olympus. Bless. 

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All the ladies after Hercules. Looks like Meg has competition

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            “Y’know, I-I’m not that... great at it. But if your hair keeps getting in the way I could braid it... for... you?”

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           I’m still utterly blown away by the reception this blog has gotten and I can’t thank you guys enough! Hercules is sort of an unconventional character for me -- so I only hope I’m doing him justice! If any of you would like to plot or even just chat, my Skype/Discord are always available!

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          “Uh, look --” Despite the fact he wasn’t entirely sure the dragon could understand him, Herc sounded nervous. His fingers seemed to work entirely of their own accord; flicking and fanning as he tried to gesture upwards vaguely towards the clouds and vast expanse of sky. “When I said I wanted my noble steed, I sort of meant... Pegasus?”

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          “Sora!” 

          There’s a huge grin upon the man’s face, his hand extended for a high-five, and Herc clapped his own against Sora’s and brought him in for a hug that was likely bone-crushing. Yet, even with the creaks and cracks of the poor boy’s back, he spoke animatedly and cheerfully. “You’re just in time! Phil has been working on getting the Coliseum back on its feet for months. He’s celebrating with the Phil Cup if you’re wanting to keep your hero status.” He lets him go upon the playful taunt, gesturing up to the heavens.

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SHIT MY THEATRE SQUAD SAID.

“ you’re trying to seduce him, not break his neck. ” “ he’s not gay. ” “ be catty. be flirty. be the opposite of your bitter, angry self. ” “ that looks like a trash bag. why are you wearing a trash bag? ” “ can you zip this up for me? ” “ that looks like a dildo. put it down. ” “ is that your evil laugh? you sound like joker on helium. ” “ i need a robin thicke kind of fuckboy. ” “ that british accent offends me & i’m not even british. ” “ if you touch my butt one more time i swear…. ” “ of course the lights seem too dark you’re wearing fucking sunglasses. ” “ HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVY. ” “ peter pan didn’t have such nice thighs though. ” “ no, you can’t say that. kids will be around so keep it PG-13. ” “ can someone help be carry this? PLEASE. ” “ isn’t this the song americans use in all high school movies? ” “ you can all be the stars of tonight. i’ll be THE FUCKING MOON. ” “ those sandals are so ugly they make jesus cry. ” “ who’s phone is ringing? i said VIBRATE ON. ” “ i didn’t break it. it broke all on it’s own. ” “ i’m allergic to dust i can’t do this. ” “ i’m not being dramatic. I AM dramatic. ” “ maybe i’m gay? ” “ no fireworks. we’re not americans. ” “ i hope you’re not making out in there! ” “ cinderella wouldn’t say ‘FUCKING HEELS’. neither can you. ” “ did you rip the dress? DID YOU RIP THE DRESS? ” “ you can’t say ‘i love you’ so violently. ” “ who carved a dick into the table? can the dick carver raise his hand? ” “ put your shirt on, you’re not chris evans. ” “ FOCUS AND STOP SINGING HAMILTON DAMNNIT. ” “ he’s her dad, not her daddy. ” “ you can’t say ‘bro’ to a king. ”