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๐ณ๐ฒ๐บ!๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ. แฏฝ sfw +++ fluff. after searching for you all day, anubis finally finds you with another god. he panics, gets jealous, and nearly starts a divine extermination before he discovers the sweet reason you disappeared.
youโve been missing all day, which, in ANUBIS's mind, is a crime of the highest order. he searched everywhere for you, starting from his chambers, then the gardens, looking around the arena, rummaging through the kitchen twice because he got hungry. even bothered brunhilde, bombarding her with a ton of questions, but he was quickly dismissed and was back at square one.
so when he finally spots you, his golden eyes go wide in excitement, as he opens his mouth to scream, alas, you are not alone. because the moment he had better visibility, he saw none other than buddha, who was standing way too close, making you laugh as you put your hand in front of your mouthโฆ ironic enough that his soul leaves his body. ducking behind a pillar, peeking out like an offended jackal.
why are you smiling like that, and what did he say to make you laugh? what does he have that i donโt!?
his jealousy hits critical: he doesnโt think when his body charges before his mind does.
โwifeyโ!! wifey, wifey, wiefy!!โ the shout echoes through all of valhalla, but buddha barely turns around to see him, lollipop still in his mouth, smirking at the way you yelp, instinctively hiding behind him. hands clutched tight behind your back like youโre holding a scroll with ancient and top secret information.
โback off, back off, back off!!!โ anubis snarls and growls, his hands going everywhere in the air while pointing with his clawed nails. โi will murder youโโ
buddha raises an eyebrow, amused, a lazy grin appears on his face as he waves with one hand to the other god. โyo, nubby-chan! whatcha doinโ?โ
anubis skids to a stop, claws scraping the floor, and you donโt need to peek from your friend to know that he is probably grimacing, brows furrowed, sharp teeth shining, โwhy are you so close to my wife?!โ
the buddist glances back at you with his peripheral vision, and you are sweating, trembling, so anxious, itโs adorable actually.ย
โwe were just talkingโฆโ buddha says innocently, shrugging his shoulders, โright, princess?โ
โy-yeah, totally! just talking about uhโ philosophy!โ you nod a little too fast, voice going slightly higher, even cracking in your tries to suppress the distress. your husband squints his eyes, then crunches his nose to sniff. you donโt smell like death: the worry is there, yes, but it isnโt a dying wish.
โwhy do you smell like sugar?โ oh no. he sniffs again, stepping closer to the god that you are currently using as a shield, when with your free hand you grip his tank top. โandโฆ honey, and bitter chocolate?โ
you panic, and buddha, the traitor that he is, chuckles. โmarket was lively today, heh. thought iโd help (name)-chan with a little something.โ
โhelp?โ anubisโ ears perk, tilting his head and you sigh in defeat, stepping out from behind buddha, revealing what youโve been hiding โ a wrapped tray in gold, smelling divine, and he knows this smell way too well.
โi was making egyptian sweets,โ you mumble, eyes glued to the ground from suddenly feeling shy and embarrassed, can't even look your lover in the eyes. โthey are for you, i wanted it to be a surpriseโฆโ
silence fell upon, a little building anticipation when his face went blank, because sometimes his reactions are rather surprising.
โthis is for me?!โ anubis practically teleports to you, eyes sparkling, as he hugs your leg.
โyou made them for me me me?โ he gasps, gushing his cheek on your skin, โmy wifey made sweets for me?โ
โyes,โ you pat his head, or more precisely, the jackal head piece, โif you stop yelling, maybe we can try them together."
he immediately clamps his mouth shut, nodding furiously, and holds you tighter and closer. buddha laughs at that, a big smile on his face in the process, โtold ya, no betrayal here.โ
anubis possessively glares at the other man again. โstill mine.โ
buddha raises his hands. โrelax, pup. big brother privileges only.โ
even if buddha treats you like a little sister, and you treat him like a big brother, he can't help but feel somehow possessive (and jealous) over the closeness you share. but then he looks up at you, beaming with so much joy that when he stands, you are suddenly lifted into the air, and you are in his arms, happily running away.
โiโm super duper happy!!โ he blurts, and all you can do is wave at buddha and mutter a voiceless thank you.
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