贅沢な生活

charlotte k. hwang. eighteen. manhattan, constance.

[hwchr97]

[hwchr97]

Weird Sentence Starters

"So...it's not okay to ride a miniature horse...?"

"In an alternate universe where 'no' means 'yes'...no."

"So I woke up this morning and there was a teapot in my bed."

"Rum tastes so much worse when you've hidden it in a plastic bottle for a week...but so much better when it's stolen."

"I got so crazy last night...I ate like 5 kg of grapes. My stomach is killing me."

"I think my boyfriend/girlfriend is trying to steal my razor."

"Last night, I had a dream that I became a lamp."

"I watched The Office for at least 26 hours straight last weekend."

"I just thought that if Popeye could do it, so could I."

"I am not drunk, I've just had like two bottles of wine."

"So in the middle of miming like I was drinking her breastmilk, I realized two things--He was a man, and he was NOT my mother."

"My favorite animal is an amoeba"

"Yeah, I'd like to be inside Amy Schumer."

"I ate nothing but skittles all summer."

"Dude, in Vienna, you can eat a shit-ton of meat off a sword. Let's go."

"Why is it that 75% of my text messages are about dogs?"

"That's a penis, and this is a condom."

[hwchr97]

- come on, dance with me. ckh + ??

open for anyone

all the people dancing to the speakers blasting the latest edm songs, all the cups with alcoholic beverages on the tables or on the ground, mostly containing beer - another thing for charlotte to cross out from her bucket list. looking around, charlotte felt proud of the party she’d thrown. a typical teenage house party was quite impressive and unusual for an 18-year-old elite girl living on the upper east side, but she didn’t care. most of the people there were people from constance and st. jude’s but there were also other people whom she’d never heard of, nevertheless seen them.

charlie wasn’t really a type who drank anything but champagne and martinis but thinking of that, she shrugged and poured herself a cup of beer before making her way to the middle of the other dancing teenagers. while dancing, charlotte noticed a figure who had just entered the party. a second later, she was making her way to the person, to take their hands in hers so she could pull them on the dancefloor, “come on, dance with me.”

[visualkpop]

[hwchr97]

"Are you insane?"

with a wide grin on her face, charlotte shook her head. her plan to start a rumor about a girl that she was a lesbian and that she had a crush on charlotte sure did sound stupid and a tad bit insane. “come on soph, it’d be fun.”

[hwchr97]

"I don’t know what to do…"

hearing the girl’s words, charlotte pulled the other girl into a hug. “oh dear.. it’ll be okay soon, i promise. i won’t let him hurt you anymore.”

[hwchr97]

[hwchr97]

[ text ] i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[ text - soph ] he’s definitely a keeper. don’t let that man go, girl.

[al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog]

Send me one for my muse's reaction:

"Can I buy you a drink?" (approaching my muse at a bar)

"Oh, sorry!" (walking in on my muse in the shower)

"How are you feeling?" (visiting my muse while they’re sick)

"What happened?!" (finding my muse injured and bleeding)

"I didn’t know you were into this…" (finding porn on my muse’s computer)

"Get out!" (after a fight with my muse)

"You’re ticklish!" (tickling my muse)

"I want you." (propositioning my muse)

"I don’t know what to do…" (asking my muse for help)

[firstlovenana]

Nana in Love Weaves Through A Millennium

[hanaxmi]

some texts from last night

[ text ] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[ text ] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[ text ] I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

[ text ] My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[ text ] i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[ text ] So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life”

[ text ] Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him.

[ text ] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

[ text ] the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said “oh, you’re hot.” and went back to sleep.

[ text ] He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

[ text ] why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

[ text ] Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

[ text ] he took off my shirt and said ‘oh my god the legends are true’

[ text ] after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.

[ text ] I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

[ text ] I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

[ text ] also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

[ text ] Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

[ text] You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

[ text ] Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.

[ text ] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[ text ] You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled “I gotta split anyway.”

[ text ] Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle the rough sex you’re into.

[ text ] He claimed he was the best ass eater. He was right.

[ text ] I’ve been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night…. When you pushed me through that glass table.

[ text ] I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like “We’re both fucked up and it works.”