Ahoy there, mateys!
If you don't know me, and how could you not, I'm the Captain of Bali. Yes, the whole thing.
My mission for this week is to give you assignments and ask you questions you can't refuse. Well, you can refuse them, but then I'll think you're boring and you won't get to see me do my Captain dance, which I promise you is worth any price to see.
Look out for me later this week to sneak into your inbox, tag you in posts, or put my devastatingly handsome face on the dash. In the meantime, got an assignment you're just dying to be given? Well, you little Captain's pet you, you can submit them here and I might consider accommodating - just remember to be exciting, inventive, and maybe a little bit wild. If you need someone to get you to tell your crush you like their butt, I might not be your man, because I have the power to take every truth or dare you request and spice it up a little if I want to. Your Captain likes things crazy.