i'm back and i'm a fucking whore for calum hood

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i'm back and i'm a fucking whore for calum hood
malum has my heart. period.
ICONIC. x
ICONIC. x
YOU WONâT SQUISH MY FACE, SO IâLL SQUISH IT MYSELF. CLEARLY. INDEPENDENT ASS BITCH.
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
This is what Bellaâs reaction should have been.
This is my boy, this is my boy here!
The Jonas Brothers were never this problematic
Wow should I cry or should I cry more?
What I learned from the new tour video: Ashton should wear snapbacks more often
ok but this is clemmings
Luke running before the show | SLFL Charlotte 7/18/16
psa to all my younger followers:
if you ever find yourself in a situation with a boy and he wants to do things youâre not sure you want to do, tell him to stop. even if you think you want to but arenât sure, tell him to stop, and wait until youâre sure what you do/donât wanna do with him. and if he doesnât respect you telling him to stop, literally slap him, scream, cause a scene. this is your life and your happiness, donât let anyone pressure you into something that makes you unhappy or uncomfortable.
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Being the fifth member/only girl in the band would include...
wanting to drop out of high school because most of the boys did but luke trying his best not to let that happen by helping you finish on the road so the two of you do math together at 2:00 am in the tour bus
âMICHAEL, IF YOU DONâT STOP THAT I SWEAR IâLL SMASH YOUR GUITARâ
all the boys being super protective of you
âiâm sad so can i sleep in your bunk tonight? weâll watch a movieâ
âcalum, youâre over 6 feet tall and this bunk is really tiny and - fineâ
INSIDE JOKES INSIDE JOKES INSIDE JOKES
a different boy carrying you off stage each night
âthatâs where my shirt went! iâve been looking for it for a month!â
âashton, it looks better on me anywayâ
âwellâŚtrue. you still have to give it back eventually thoughâ
being smushed in between calum and luke during an interview and them joking that youâre âin the middle of a cake sandwichâ
fans coming up with ship names for you and each boy and making edits, youtube videos, gifs, etc. of their favorite ship
wearing heels basically 24/7 to be closer in height to your giant band members
re-dying michaelâs hair for him in a hotel room at midnight when it starts to fade
knowing every single thing about all of the boys
bonding with lauren and being like the big sister she never had when she comes to visit ashton on tour
âumâŚwhy would i date someone that she (you) doesnât like?â
luke snapchatting you from the bunk directly above you
attending award shows with them and the five of you looking hot af on the red carpet
collectively agreeing that youâll be the one to make the acceptance speech if you win because michael claims that âyou sound smarter than us when you talkâ
constant funny tweets and instagram posts
being able to say âi love youâ to 4/4 at any given time without it being weird at all
them saying it right back
always having someone to cuddle and have deep talks with
writing songs with calum
being completely comfortable in front of the boys and vice versa
possibly dating your fav and being the best couple in existence because you literally get to travel the world together
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gone || calum hood
i was gone the moment you stepped out of that door
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âcalum hood, bassist of the worldâs hottest band, disappeared out of the blue.â
â5 seconds of summer third world tour cancelled due to calum hoodâs absenceâ
âcalum hood missing, fans are left shocked.â
the bassist of 5 seconds of summer⌠gone?
itâs been 2 weeks since y/n left calum and 9 days since calum left the world. he was gone without a warning, left nothing behind him except for a small note written on a scrunched up piece of paper.
i just need a break from everyone. be back when iâm no longer broken.
the police stated a search for him a couple of days ago but it seemed like every single trace of him was wiped out. y/n couldnât just sit and watch other people make an attempt to get the famous bassist back. she had to do something.
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