ain't no way

greta : 24 : pisces : bi : she/they

[shutuppeter]

greta — 24 — she/they

jjk — shitposts

masterlist!

— minors DNI, I will find u and block u don’t try me

— please don’t copy, plagiarize, edit, or translate any of my works!

— trolling is gonna be ignored because ??? get a life yk

— asks are open!

— rec’s will be considered but know that i am not a full time tumblr writer

— my wattpad is @/nocturnalamp (I’m more active there writing-wise)

[lestatbf]

'i could fix him' well i could sexualize his failings

[brittany-murphy]

[64mpg]

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

[sugurugetos]

in the big 2026 finally

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[abrillavigne]

Can we not normalize dropping a peak ff and then go ghost and not post a second part…..😓

[mimuju-deactivated20260521]

let's not normalise acting like writers aren’t human beings with jobs, exams, and other commitments actually 😭

[saatorus]

what an insane take 😭 imagine being burnt out and trying ur best to finish a fic while having [phone] commitments and then you have idiot number #6 saying they want a part two in the most ungrateful way possible

[fea-therlight221]

I think this is what Lawlight would be like if Light never got the Death Note

[spider-artdump]

[shubidubisweets]

all my cowoker does is sit on his ass and eat pastries

[spiraling-trap]

i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better

[phantomrose96]

L: Hey Light I have a question. Are you Kira?

Light: (freezing time and turning everything red) Shit... he's clearly asking this to deduce whether or not I'm Kira.

[kiyomitakada]