Robert Pattinson Hates Twilight.

No one hates Twilight more than him. (Blog run by Shmegel)

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i dont think he hates twilight anymore

Do you have a blog full of evidence of that claim?

[vanelandia]

Robert Pattinson Breaks Down His Most Iconic Characters | British GQ

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[funnytwittertweets]

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Robert Pattinson hates Batman haters

[obiwan]

#cinematic parallels  (insp.)

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He Can’t Escape

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Rpattz and his Bats

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I need everyone to see this

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

@thegirlinthemagicalbluebox

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Robert Pattinson hates Snapchat

[arguablysomaya]

he gets it

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​Robert Pattinson thinks Edward Cullen is a freak: confirmed

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(Batman too, but we all knew that here)

[arguablysomaya]

he gets it

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​Robert Pattinson thinks Edward Cullen is a freak: confirmed

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Robert Pattinson prefers this story to Twilight.

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

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a better version of twilight

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Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell:

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I love you ❤

I love you too, anon!

[jonstarks]

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Robert Pattinson is Leslie Knope.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

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🐌 ✨

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I should send your page to my twilight obsessed friend. She hates when people remind her "Robert Pattison hates it."

please do