Can I help you?

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[dtfgigi-blog]

You okay there?

[hxlseyfck]

Yep I am. Just having a little jam session. 

[ddischamps]

“Do I smell sarcasm,my love?”

[hxlseyfck]

Oh gosh no no I was just singing a song. I would never want jetlag. 

[hxlseyfck]

OH PERMANENT JETLAG PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! 

[riplittlcbirdie]

Okay, so I always tend to overpack and I am really regretting it right now. So does anyone want to help a girl out and unpack my stuff with me? I’ll pay you in food. 

[hxlseyfck]

It depens on what type of food though. 

[fckxaspen]

Everything here is perfect. The rooms, the pool but I think the bar is by far the best part.

[hxlseyfck]

Everyplace needs a good bar. 

[jxnesings]

Do you ever just sleep really good and wake up feeling awesome and cool?

[hxlseyfck]

You are awesome and cool though. 

[jxnesings]

I’m Sasha

[hxlseyfck]

I’m Halsey or uh Ashley. 

[jxnesings]

Hi.

[hxlseyfck]

Well hello to you too. 

[hxlseyfck]

@JaiBrooks1: my neck ... my back ...

@halseymusic: should I finish this or... @JaiBrooks1

[vivxdhearts]

Not at all I have to rely on other people protecting me.

[hxlseyfck]

I’m sure someone will protect you don’t worry too much about it. 

[ddischamps]

“That’s very true. I would be scared to babe. Plus I would never kill him.”

[hxlseyfck]

How could anyone want to kill Louis. He’s a little ball of sunshine. 

[vivxdhearts]

I wish I could run as fast as I can type, I’d never survive a zombie apocalypse.

[hxlseyfck]

Well that’s not so good. 

[ddischamps]

“So I was told if I came here I would get some kind of reward money for killing Louis or was that a lie?”

[hxlseyfck]

Well that’s a bit scary. 

[anthonyxcalroze]

“I’m pretty sure, I would simply be okay with staying in that bed forever rather than exploring this resort. Seriously does your bed feel like a cloud because mine does.” 

[anthonyxcalroze]

[hxlseyfck]

The beds here are incredible I love it. The resort is beautiful though you really should explore. 

[oustcastedmyles]

“Finally able to feel my arms again after working out at 4am this morning.”

[hxlseyfck]

Ew. why would you work out at 4am? 

[alt-gillies-blog]

I haven’t even converted my cash, yet. I’ve solely relied on credit. I’m a disgrace.

[hxlseyfck]

Lets do that as well so your credit card bill isn’t as high as the Eiffel Tower.

[alt-gillies-blog]

’d make it rain, but I have no singles. I’m not a stripper.

[hxlseyfck]

We don’t even have American money. We have the euro. I’m still going to make it rain though.