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&*. wtfken.
your driving is the reason i have nightmares, so i would probably offer anyway. we almost die anytime you’re behind the wheel.
“ well i’m sorry but i just about got my license, it took me like five times of taking my test to finally pass and even then i think it was because my instructor thought i’d sleep with him for a high score.”
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&*. zcynism.
“ i have no doubt that you can’t handle yourself in the back of a cab, but when you’re under the influence i don’t think you’re at your BEST to protect yourself. but of course i’m offering, and i’ll be there shortly to pick you up. i don’t think i wanna search it even with you here, because i know at the end of this search i will never wanna eat there again. ”
“ yeah, okay, whatever you say- dad. well i’m at that weird bar that has like four floors that stays open till 6am, hence why i’m only just leaving. fuck- it’s going to be breakfast, i’m getting like so many mcmuffins. fuck i think i'm getting turned on by the thought of a sausage and bacon mcmuffin.”
&*. bcllaisms.
‘ i never thought i’d hear those words come out your mouth. the nearest mcdonalds is a couple of minutes, but i’m driving us there. you’re so fucked up right now what did you drink and why didn’t you share it with me ? no, i didn’t see mcchicken trending on twitter. what’s going on ? ’
“ well y’know i’m a changed woman, i’ve became an alcoholic and i’m starting to give less fucks. feel free to bel, after that i need to go home and shower and go to bed cause some girl puked in my hair and i feel disgusting.”
&*. zcynism.
“ oh my god. alright, i’ll come pick you up and take you to mcdonalds. i don’t think i’d trust you alone in a cab with some sketchy driver. there are far too many of those in california. but you have to promise to shower me with all the mcchickens, because this ride isn’t for free. that’s a little offensive. you’ve made several drunken trips to my place before, so the fact that you’ve forgotten the address already is a little hurtful. i don’t think i wanna search it now. ”
“ i’m glad to hear you care hun. i think i can look after myself in a cab though- but if you’re offering i’m not gonna turn down a ride. don’t search it yet, wait till i’m there so i can watch your reaction whilst eating a mcchicken.”
&*. zcynism.
“ alright, gi. alright. let’s take this one question at a time. i think there might be a mcdonalds somewhere up the street. while you’re there you should pick me up a mcchicken…or SIX. but no, i haven’t seen the mcchicken trend on twitter. is it bad? will it ruin mcchicken’s for me for life?”
“ well.. i would pick you up mcchickens. but i can’t find the mcchicken. i’ll have to try and book a cab and make them take me. but if you want mcchicken you’ll have to meet me at my house cause i’m far too drunk to remember your address and i want my own bed. just search it then let me know how you feel, boo.”
&*. wtfken.
“actually, i’m craving one right now too. even though the mental image of that video makes me want to vomit repeatedly.”
“ i’m glad so i think you should drive us there, seeing as if i drive i’ll probably crash at least five times on the way.”
&*. wtfken.
the one where he sticks his penis in the mcchicken? if so– sadly, yes.
“ yeah like honestly, it’s off-putting. except for right now cause i really want a mcchicken.”
“ no seriously, mcdonalds has to be somewhere around here. fuck eating healthy i need a mcchicken or somethi- oh my god have you seen that mcchicken thing trending on twitter? please tell me you have.”
I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via scarletsaints)
